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I ate too much raw onion last night and my eye hurts.....

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dlowan
 
Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 03:45 pm
...a lot. It's my right eye.


Is this enough reason to get to stay home from work?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 03:49 pm
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=26495

i tried warning you, but did you listen?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 03:55 pm
You hid that warning pretty damn well!



Did you warn me about the eye too?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 03:59 pm
i didn't think anyone would dare eat raw onion after reading that thread...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 04:10 pm
It wasn't ENTIRELY raw.



And a lot of it was SPRING onion.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 04:38 pm
Were you on another date?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 04:40 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Were you on another date?



No...I was at home...scraping together a meal from leftover brown rice, chicken, and chopped vegies.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jul, 2007 03:48 am
Re: I ate too much raw onion last night and my eye hurts....
dlowan wrote:
...a lot. It's my right eye.


Is this enough reason to get to stay home from work?


OK you can have the next 8 hours off.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jul, 2007 04:30 am
I am perfectly willing to call your place of employment to inform them that you shall be back in on Monday if you feel like it.

And I want you to know that I do not take any backtalk or guff or stuttering when offering my message: I shall be clear.




Joe(then, on Friday, I shall give you a ride to the Employment Services Office)Nation
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Aug, 2007 05:03 am
Re: I ate too much raw onion last night and my eye hurts....
dadpad wrote:
dlowan wrote:
...a lot. It's my right eye.


Is this enough reason to get to stay home from work?


OK you can have the next 8 hours off.



Joe Nation wrote:
I am perfectly willing to call your place of employment to inform them that you shall be back in on Monday if you feel like it.

And I want you to know that I do not take any backtalk or guff or stuttering when offering my message: I shall be clear.




Joe(then, on Friday, I shall give you a ride to the Employment Services Office)Nation






I love you two!!!!!!






You were kind when others poohpoohed.


ASs it happened, I went to work and worked hard, then spent all night up with a horrid tummy bug, (it weren't the onions at all!)...then had to go again today, all dehydrated and miserable as I was, because I had stuff on I could not put off.


I am a trouper.



(Modestly awaits plaudits)
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 1 Aug, 2007 05:25 am
Plaudits given...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Aug, 2007 05:30 am
Curtseys modestly....
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 1 Aug, 2007 07:00 am
What a style, how gracious! Very Happy
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 1 Aug, 2007 07:04 am
So how's that eye today? Less swollen & sore?
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Wed 1 Aug, 2007 07:24 am
The wombats are sending flowers.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Aug, 2007 05:13 pm
msolga wrote:
So how's that eye today? Less swollen & sore?



Kinda...but I feel like a truck hit me.


I turned off my alarm while still unconscious, and instead of waking at 6.30 am, I woke at 8! Time to rush to work!

Noddy24 wrote:
The wombats are sending flowers.



Thank you...atishoo!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 1 Aug, 2007 05:16 pm
Buggered eye, tummy wobbles and sneezing?

You were a brave bunny to go to work!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Aug, 2007 07:22 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Buggered eye, tummy wobbles and sneezing?

You were a brave bunny to go to work!


Lol!!! You don't know the half of it.


Yesterday, I was co-running the first session of a group an hour away from home.


At launch time to be able to get there from home, I still had no idea if my tummy would make the distance without sundry emergency evacuations being needed.


It did.
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 2 Aug, 2007 02:43 am
ehBeth wrote:
Buggered eye, tummy wobbles and sneezing?

You were a brave bunny to go to work!


As the Queen Fairy of the East (of Adelaide. Laughing ) I grant thee Friday off work, Ms Bunny!

I absolutely insist you take Friday off!

Not a day more of these heroic struggles, my girl!!!! I will not hear of it!!!!

A good, long sleep-in tomorrow (AND the prospect of a long weekend! Very Happy ) should restore you to your rudely healthy self!

DO IT!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 2 Aug, 2007 05:34 am
msolga wrote:
ehBeth wrote:
Buggered eye, tummy wobbles and sneezing?

You were a brave bunny to go to work!


As the Queen Fairy of the East (of Adelaide. Laughing ) I grant thee Friday off work, Ms Bunny!

I absolutely insist you take Friday off!

Not a day more of these heroic struggles, my girl!!!! I will not hear of it!!!!

A good, long sleep-in tomorrow (AND the prospect of a long weekend! Very Happy ) should restore you to your rudely healthy self!

DO IT!




Can't.


Really important conference call and group planning tomorrow.








And morning tea.




But the idea is great!
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