2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

Republican good!

Democrat bad!

Me want banana, ooh-ooh.

I'd suggest to the moderators that this thread be moved to the Humor forum, except that it doesn't quite make the threshold.

Now that's funny! Thanks for the chuckle Set.

Not only is it not funny, but it is at least 6 years old.

(... actually the term 6-year old humor fits in more then one way).

This is slightly more amusing...

7:00 P.M. Opening rant about late-night liberal media news reports
hosted by Pat Buchanan
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to NRA and opening speech
Charlton Heston
7:30 P.M. Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff
7:35 P.M. Church and State Unification prayer and worship
hosted by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson
8:00 P.M. Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff
8:05 P.M. Ask-a-page to breakfast program
Mark Foley
8:15 P.M. Evangelical Crystal Meth Toast
Ted Haggard
8:30 P.M. Women in Politics Tea and Book Club
with Phyllis Schlafly and a reading of "Sisters" by Lynne Cheney
8:35 P.M. Find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction rally
Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "Gerrymandering, The Good Ol' Days"
Tom DeLay
9:15 P.M. Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff
9:20 P.M. Dept. of State collection to send a Saudi Prince to college fund
Condoleeza Rice
9:30 P.M. "How to not to appear like a crazy former Senator"
Zell Miller
9:40 P.M. "Why I love the military lobbyists"
Randy "Duke" Cunningham, inmate no. 8765432
9:45 P.M. Republican Outplacement Forum
hosted by Rick Santorum, Jim Talent, Mike Dewine, Lincoln Chafee, and Conrad Burns
9:50 P.M. Presentation of Truth in Drug-Free Broadcasting Award to Rush Limbaugh
Anne Coulter
9:55 P.M. "Plausible Deniability - The Art of the Cover-up"
Scooter Libby
10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld were Right about Iraq"
George Allen
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Jeb Bush for President; "It's his turn!"
Barbara Bush
11:00 P.M. "How to Always Carry a Big Stick! - The Power of the Pharmaceutical Industry Lobbyist"
Bob Dole; sponsored by Pfizer
11:05 P.M. "Eliminating the Dept. of Education and National Spelling Bee"
Dan "Potatoe" Quayle
11:15 P.M. Proposal to change presidential eligibility rules
Arnold Schwarzenegger
11:30 P.M. Coronation of Arnold Schwarzenegger as write-in candidate
Karl Rove
12:00 A.M. "How to Succeed in Government Without Really Trying"
Michael Brown; sponsored by FEMA and the Arabian Horse Federation
12:05 A.M. Jack Abramoff drives some former members of Congress back to prison

Not funny eh? Then why would someone go squealing to the mods (like a 6 year old) to have this thread moved from the Politics thread to the Humor thread?

As to the age of the statement - some of it is much more than 6 years old - some less. So? As proven by the original post - accuracy is often humorous.

BTW: I enjoyed reading your illustration - and thank you for posting it.

Who do you allege "went squealing to the mods?" Personally, i was just making a joke. I rather suspect that one of the moderators moved it of his or her own accord, because it was not appropriate to the Politics forum. Put down the coffee and get a grip, 'K?

Sen. Teddy?

Me too.


Do you mean like this one: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=100758

or this one: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=100796

how 'bout this one:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=100833

and as to "appropriateness" - my personal favorite on the Political thread:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=100369

Actually, I moved it. Why? Because I saw it.

As for any other topics which may or may not belong in Politics, I invite all posters to use the button to direct any and all website-related concerns to the HELP DESK. This includes any issues with posting and whether topics are in the "right" forum; when submitting to the Help Desk, just select the appropriate category, click next, type out what your issue is, and then click submit. This topic can help you if the above is unclear: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=89566

Thank you.

No way!

That report button is what is referred to as "squealing to the mods".

Nobody likes a snitch.

You moved it because you saw it? Interesting criteria jespah. Care to explain that criteria further?

Thank you.

Actually, it's a pretty dull criterion. I see things to do around the site and I do them. There's a lot of forum here and not a lot of me. Even less when I diet.