cjhsa wrote:Iraq: The Surge Is Working
The president just concluded a bang-bang speech on the progress of the surge in Iraq. I've been watching it while working here on the closed-captioning, reading some of it, and just really kicking butt with this speech, very upbeat and positive.
You and the Pres are nuttier than a fruitcake. A bang-bang speech? Is that what you call those repeated pieces of non-sense?
Quote:Kill as many islamofacist allah pukes along the way as possible.
I thought you were a "puke" ......make that repuke!
Most of the insurgents are from Saudi Arabia..... remember that place? The one the provided most of the names on the 9-11 roster? The one that produced Osama Bin Laden and introduced him to King George?
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George bu$h takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." Bu$h looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
Bu$h decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" Bu$h asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." Bu$h takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. Bu$h is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, Bu$h had golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and Bu$h says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, Bu$h asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game Bu$h figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table Bu$h takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." Bu$h figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a bearded sheik named Usama bin Laden.. "And that, your honor, is how the bin Laden ended up at my ranch so help me God or my name is not George Bu$h!"
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At least that's what George says. However it makes perfect sense that he has had his buddy Osama hidden out at the Pig Farm all this time!!