19
   

Why I hate Italians

 
 
Montana
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 Jul, 2007 12:45 pm
Oh damn, Setanta, I wish you had posted that before I went and spilled the beans about being Canadian!
0 Replies
 
Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 Jul, 2007 03:49 pm
Iwillwin has made all of 15 posts. That's probably his/her chronological age, too. The mental age is considerably lower. Ciao, amici!
0 Replies
 
Stray Cat
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 Jul, 2007 11:12 pm
iwillwin, have you met imalwaysright? I think you two would hit it off.
0 Replies
 
Heatwave
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 Jul, 2007 11:20 pm
martybarker wrote:
I'd like to say something in Italian too but it's more of a gesture! :wink:


Ha! Right with you, martybarker - my Italian finger has great muscle tone as well.
0 Replies
 
plantress
 
  1  
Reply Sun 22 Jul, 2007 09:03 am
mamma mia, that's a spicy a meatball!

what about those canucks?
0 Replies
 
lezzles
 
  1  
Reply Sun 22 Jul, 2007 05:47 pm
Stray Cat wrote:
iwillwin, have you met imalwaysright? I think you two would hit it off.


Great minds think alike! That's exactly what I thought when I read it.
0 Replies
 
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 10:42 am
C'mon guys... I found the thread amusing. Laughing

I hate politicians. And drivers who pull out from the curb without looking to see if anyone's coming.
0 Replies
 
Gargamel
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 10:51 am
I hate how Italians are always wearing cummerbunds and cheating at Yahtzee. Sometimes simultaneously.

And then they wonder why they're discriminated against. I mean it's like, wear a VEST with your tux, quit loading dice, and maybe we can friends.

LOL!
0 Replies
 
Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 10:56 am
What's the difference between an Italian mother and a baby elephant?
































Five pounds and a black dress.
0 Replies
 
kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 10:59 am
and a mustache.
0 Replies
 
Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 11:33 am
Elephants don't have moustaches?
0 Replies
 
kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 12:43 pm
Not when they're babies, silly!
0 Replies
 
Dorothy Parker
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 01:37 pm
I wish I had some Italian in me.

:wink:
0 Replies
 
Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 04:51 pm
Mame wrote:
C'mon guys... I found the thread amusing. Laughing

I hate politicians. And drivers who pull out from the curb without looking to see if anyone's coming.


I hate drivers who honk their damn' horns at me all the time. Can't they see I'm about to pull away from the curb? Twisted Evil Laughing
0 Replies
 
Montana
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 05:17 pm
You had top get me started!

I absolutely hate when people open their car doors, nice and wide, just for me, all the time Evil or Very Mad

If I wasn't in New Brunswick, I'd swear they were italian Cool
0 Replies
 
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 09:37 pm
Now you got ME going...

Other driver peeves:

Double-parking (with hazard lights going) on a street with no parking during RUSH HOUR - how ignorant!

Non-handicapped drivers parking in handicap spots.

Those new Mother & Baby parking spots. Sorry, you'll just have to walk across the lot like the rest of us.


Idiotic driver moves:

Cars putting on their indicator signals going around a curve in the road - I always shake my head and think "Whaddya doin'?"
0 Replies
 
Eva
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 09:46 pm
Ooh! Ooh!

And what about those drivers who take up two parking spaces so nobody will ding their precious cars. GRRRRR!!!
0 Replies
 
Montana
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 12:44 am
Mame,
Saw my first mother/baby spots just the other day and I do have to say that I was quite pissed that my son is grown now and I can't use it.

There should be a spot for the mothers who's children are grown because we're exausted from walking our children across the LONG parking lots Evil or Very Mad

It's just not fair! All the good stuff comes right after I can't use it any more!!!

<sigh>
0 Replies
 
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 12:51 am
"It's just not fair! All the good stuff comes right after I can't use it any more!!! "

That would make a great sig line, Montana Smile
0 Replies
 
Montana
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 12:58 am
Well then, I must make it happen Laughing

I needed a change anyway Cool
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

italian passport - Question by mobo
Berlusconi - Discussion by ossobuco
Carla Bruni Blasts Berlusconi's Obama Remark - Discussion by Walter Hinteler
Italy to authorize vigilante groups? - Discussion by gungasnake
Italy! - Discussion by hingehead
What exactly does "prego" mean? - Discussion by kickycan
Italy: Where to go? What to do? - Discussion by kickycan
Identifying painting Hortense Mancini - Question by Manciniloverz34
Ode to Ossobuco: Buon appetit! - Discussion by tsarstepan
 
Copyright © 2024 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.03 seconds on 04/25/2024 at 11:41:36