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Wed 30 Jul, 2003 10:46 am
Fishing ...
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
Have a nice day maam", and he left.............
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.
Two friends up in Maine decide to close up shop and go fishing instead. One of them makes the best moonshine in the county and brings a good amount along. Not much is biting so they just lay back and sampled the brew. When one spotted a big frog he thought a change in bait might be good.
So they rowed over and just as they reached it a big snake also latched on to it. a fearsome tug of war took place and he told his pal to help. The pal grabbed the moonshine and poured a copious amont down the mouth. The snake's eyes started rolling and his body twitching. He let go and flopped across the pond. Having the frog they started catching some fish. Shortly afterward there was bump against the boat. It was the snake with another frog.
Guy without a license catches a mess of fish and is carrying them towards his truck when up jumps the game warden. Warden asks to see his license and the guy tells him these are his personal trained fish and he just got done taking them out for a swim. Game warden is skeptical and asks him how he gets the fish back after the swim. The guy says he just whistles, and back they come. Game warden asks to see this, so the guy releases the fish and stands there, waiting. The warden tells him to whistle, and if the fish don't come back, he is going to take him in for catching fish without a license. The guy asks "What fish?"
yeh Montana- good fishin jokes, thanks guys.
Ya know how to keep a fisherman in suspense?
Let him wait for Roger's response???
great minds thinks alike, roger?
I better not ask what you call a fisherman who's really good at getting worms on the hook.
Not bad, bd. I was going to say he was a Master Baiter.
It works better orally than written, Gautam.
Urp! Don't read too much into that, okay?