Warning: NOT EXACTLY RELATED BRAGGING FOLLOWS
We Slovaks cannot brag about many things, but we can about mustard. It's the best damn thing on this planet. No idea why. Hungarians, Poles, Austrians travel to Slovakia (we're neighbors) to stock up on it. I've even known a few fools that had it shipped to the U.S. Just so's you know next time you're in Central Europe, mustard is one of the things to go for...
~end bragging~