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What was Jesus?

 
 
Treya
 
Reply Sat 14 Jul, 2007 10:10 am
I thought this was funny. I hope you enjoy it!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jul, 2007 01:54 pm
Galations 6:7 ~ Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jul, 2007 02:01 pm
Arella Mae wrote:
Galations 6:7 ...


Are these guys from Galactica? Twisted Evil
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Treya
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jul, 2007 11:09 pm
Who's mocking Arella?
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lezzles
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 06:38 pm
With the greatest respect for God (and the Galatians) I still cannot accept that He does not have a gigantic sense of humour.

That we persistently strut around, destroying this wonderful world He has given us, seeing little beyond our own our egos, is surely the best evidence of this.
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Quincy
 
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Reply Wed 1 Aug, 2007 12:43 pm
lezzles wrote:
With the greatest respect for God (and the Galatians) I still cannot accept that He does not have a gigantic sense of humour.

That we persistently strut around, destroying this wonderful world He has given us, seeing little beyond our own our egos, is surely the best evidence of this.


I dont get your reasoning.
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KaseyMarie555
 
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Reply Wed 8 Aug, 2007 08:58 am
come off it people.
It's just a flipp'n joke. I found it amusing.
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lezzles
 
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Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 08:01 pm
Quincy wrote:
lezzles wrote:
With the greatest respect for God (and the Galatians) I still cannot accept that He does not have a gigantic sense of humour.

That we persistently strut around, destroying this wonderful world He has given us, seeing little beyond our own our egos, is surely the best evidence of this.


I dont get your reasoning.


Sorry if I didn't make myself clear. What I meant was - why would God NOT find a joke like this amusing? I am not in the business of arguing religion, but I DO believe in a loving God and I think 'loving' includes and even emphasises joy and laughter hence He (in my book) has a sense of humour. If He did not, when He sees the terrible things we do to each other and to the world in general, He would strike us all dead.
:wink:
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