Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

well... it IS a Fox show.....

In America?

dadpad I need s ponsor to move to Australia I believe... can you help me out?

Where would one go to try out for a show like that? Not that I would ever do such a thing...

Certainly BPB, however I will need to have sex with your wife and daughter (together) first to ensure you are a fit and proper person.

Ihave three daughters.... if I throw in the other two can I mount your wife?

well guys ...I can't describe in any language how f*cking bored I am.... I'm going to bed... I hope squinney isn't having a flatulent night....

Later, dude. I'll keep drinking in your honor...

<pours another vodka/rocks>

Only if you are smarter than a 5th grader.

And to test you out please answer these two questions

In the well known Australian quassi national anthem "Waltzing Matilda", a swagman (tramp) gets into trouble with the police (troopers).
What is the swagmans name?
Hint: its in the (lyrics)

What does "Girt" mean?
Most Australians want to know the answer to this so we can finally understand all of the words in our national anthem

1. trick question... the song does not mention the name of the swagman

2. To gird or secure with a gird.

Tell your wife to have the astroglide on her night table, I'll be along if I can get my passport in order.

1. sorry incorrect the words of the song do tell you his name.

2. If you know what "girt" means you cannot possibly become an Australian. the 5th line of our national anthem contains the word girt and we haven't got the foggiest what it means.

Unfortunatly you have failed our citizenship test and must stay where you are Your wife and daughter are a different matter entirely.

Once a jolly swagman camped by a Billabong
Under the shade of a Coolabah tree
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"

Down come a jumbuck to drink at the water hole
Up jumped a swagman and grabbed him in glee
And he sang as he stowed him away in his tucker bag
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me'".


Up rode the Squatter a riding his thoroughbred
Up rode the Trooper - one, two, three
"Where's that jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?",
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me".


But the swagman he up and jumped in the water hole
Drowning himself by the Coolabah tree,
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the Billabong,
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"

the swagmans name is NOT mentioned.

Since I know the meaning of girt and the rest of you descendants of deported criminals do not.... I am the new King of Australia (not Lex Luthor) and I shall have my pick of your women.

Now fetch me a large goblet of peppery and full bodied Shiraz before I turn Crocodile Dundee loose on you....oh and put on Let there Be Rock please.

PS and for those of you with daughters I will be reinstating jus primae noctis.....

Andy sang, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billy boiled,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.

Every fifth grader knows that one.

Is this still on? I always wanted to get into it but never did

Yeah it's still on, on thursdays. Great show!

i hate the show... its so fake
the 'students' r actually child actors who get a book of questions that can be asked on the show
they should get REAL 5th graders, and SMART adults

are you smarte??????
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omg love the show and im in 9th grade!!!!im mostly smarter!!!

Good for you, Nick! I'd like to think that almost everyone is smarter than the morons they pick to make idiots of themselves.