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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Reply Sat 26 Sep, 2009 02:15 pm

Oh please start a new one, Spike, do
I'd be ever so grateful to you
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Reply Sun 27 Sep, 2009 07:28 pm
Oh please start a new one, Spike, do
I'd be ever so grateful to you
No need, this is good
'nuff to carve into wood
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Reply Tue 20 Oct, 2009 11:49 am
Oh please start a new one, Spike, do
I'd be ever so grateful to you
No need, this is good
'nuff to carve into wood
Can you use a knife, with your IQ?


Eleven days til that scary night
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Reply Tue 20 Oct, 2009 03:18 pm
Eleven days til that scary night
When witches and suchlike take flight
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Reply Thu 29 Oct, 2009 05:40 am

Eleven days til that scary night
When witches and suchlike take flight
It's much closer now
It's this weekend! Ka-pow!
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Reply Thu 29 Oct, 2009 11:22 pm
Eleven days til that scary night
When witches and suchlike take flight
It's much closer now
It's this weekend! Ka-pow!
Off to sleep now, but leave on the light.


On a walk through the hills I was pleased
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 01:11 am
On a walk through the hills I was pleased
When a friend who'd been rather diseased
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 04:24 am

On a walk through the hills I was pleased
When a friend who'd been rather diseased
Fell off a high cliff
It was almost as if
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 04:44 am
On a walk through the hills I was pleased
When a friend who'd been rather diseased
Fell off a high cliff
It was almost as if
For whatever reason, I felt appeased

'Cause, his wife once I had squeezed
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 03:02 pm

'Cause, his wife once I had squeezed
We were nearly found out when she sneezed
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Reply Sat 31 Oct, 2009 05:35 pm
'Cause, his wife once I had squeezed
We were nearly found out when she sneezed
We were locked in a room
Who did what, and to whom
Is a secret which no-one has breezed.

Breathed.

Okay, that's quite sufficient of that
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Reply Sun 1 Nov, 2009 06:07 pm
Okay, that's quite sufficient of that
Being nosey did things to the cat
So we'll just let it sit
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2009 03:21 pm
Okay, that's quite sufficient of that
Being nosey did things to the cat
So we'll just let it sit
Draw a veil over it
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 09:52 pm
Okay, that's quite sufficient of that
Being nosey did things to the cat
So we'll just let it sit
Draw a veil over it
There's weather about which to chat


These ads promise I can lose belly
Just drop off some 10 pounds of jelly
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 02:41 am

These ads promise I can lose belly
Just drop off some 10 pounds of jelly
My big flabby gut
Looks like Jabber the Hut
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Reply Fri 6 Nov, 2009 12:27 am
These ads promise I can lose belly
Just drop off some 10 pounds of jelly
My big flabby gut
Looks like Jabber the Hut
I'd need to give that stuff some welly


While belting through town on my bike
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Reply Fri 6 Nov, 2009 04:12 am

While belting through town on my bike
I met with a woman I like
As we pedalled off smartly
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Reply Sat 7 Nov, 2009 08:35 am
While belting through town on my bike
I met with a woman I like
As we pedalled off smartly
She said to me tartly,
"You must not know that I'm a dyke."


I stopped the bike, said, "Hit the bricks."
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Reply Sat 7 Nov, 2009 10:50 am

I stopped the bike, said, "Hit the bricks."
She said, "Are you up to your tricks?"
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 06:57 pm
I stopped the bike, said, "Hit the bricks."
She said, "Are you up to your tricks?"
In good faith I'm your friend,
You just think with your end.
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