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Wed 20 Jul, 2016 06:54 am
I will make a prediction here. If Donald Drumpf wins the 2016 presidential election, the first action he will take is to rename both Washington, D.C. and the United States.
I'll start:
The United States of America will be the Trumped States of America. How else could he rebrand the US and our national capital of Washington, D.C.?
@tsarstepan,
I'm sure, the USA will become part of the Trump Organisation - I suppose, a subdivison of the
Trump Carousel (in Central Park).
The new name will thus be related to it, something like the
Can Can Organ-ial American Dingles.
The Statue of Liberty will be re-engraved:
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free . . .
Not so fast, Jose!
My only question is whose Jewish son-in-law's family owns more Manhattan real estate, Hillary's or Trump's? Or, it might be that if you have high-powered parents, a daughter might have heard that Jewish husbands don't need to go out with the guys after work for a beer? Just a wild conjecture; obviously not valid.
@Foofie,
I'm sure Putin will insist that he rename it the American Soviet Federative Socialist Republic. He owes it to him for not picking him as his running mate.
@RABEL222,
Russia as the supposed adversary allows the U.S. to fondle Europe's fragile ego, and fearful nature.
The Pine Barrens will be renamed Barrons' Pines.
@chai2,
The Alamo will be renamed The Melanio
@chai2,
The U.S. will be renamed Golfers' Paradiso.
Guess who owns all the courses...
@tsarstepan,
How will Trump rename the United States if he wins the presidency?
It will be called The Fifty Shades of Trump.
@firefly,
firefly wrote:
It will be called The Fifty Shades of Trump.
They'll range from GMO corn-yellow to turd orange.
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