DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Sat 20 Dec, 2014 12:20 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

"It's motorboating, you idiot. Not voter coaxing!"
George
 
  4  
Reply Sat 20 Dec, 2014 04:25 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
Not tonight, dear. I have a splinter.
0 Replies
 
ossobuco
 
  4  
Reply Sat 20 Dec, 2014 05:17 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Followed by the near obligatory,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

Christ, you're an asshole.

I think it's the woman talking..
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Sat 20 Dec, 2014 06:09 pm
@ossobuco,
sure enough...
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Sun 21 Dec, 2014 11:08 am
@DrewDad,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
"I most certainly will not 'pull the lever for you.'"
0 Replies
 
George
 
  1  
Reply Sun 21 Dec, 2014 04:15 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
I like your approach, Frank. It's unconventional and imaginative with just the
right touch of irony.
0 Replies
 
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Sun 21 Dec, 2014 06:31 pm
ding ding ding...
we got ourselves a winner!
11 thumbs up WOW!
Attagirl firefly

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
00000000000I'm composing my Sermon Before the Mount.
panzade
 
  2  
Reply Sun 21 Dec, 2014 07:56 pm
winners...
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/141124_contest-690.jpg
First Place
"He was my first client."

Second Place
"Can you meet him halfway?"

Third Place
"I take it you don't share the same bed."
0 Replies
 
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 12:25 am
@panzade,
Wow! I'm really stunned. Embarrassed

I'm glad people enjoyed the caption.
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 10:29 am
@firefly,
Your caption was duly entered in the New Yorker contest.
Good luck!
0 Replies
 
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 10:41 am
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/06d186e9-db7d-495e-b7fc-32697d862a13_zps024a7684.jpg
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 11:08 am
@panzade,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/06d186e9-db7d-495e-b7fc-32697d862a13_zps024a7684.jpg
"Sarah Connor?"
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 11:10 am
@DrewDad,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/06d186e9-db7d-495e-b7fc-32697d862a13_zps024a7684.jpg
Michael Bay's Christmas in Missouri.
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 11:11 am
@DrewDad,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/06d186e9-db7d-495e-b7fc-32697d862a13_zps024a7684.jpg
Om SIG Santa
DrewDad
 
  5  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 11:11 am
@DrewDad,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/06d186e9-db7d-495e-b7fc-32697d862a13_zps024a7684.jpg
"Someone touched an Elf on the Shelf."
0 Replies
 
tsarstepan
 
  3  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 01:44 pm
@panzade,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/06d186e9-db7d-495e-b7fc-32697d862a13_zps024a7684.jpg
The Die Hard reboot will be an actual Christmas movie!
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 02:11 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/06d186e9-db7d-495e-b7fc-32697d862a13_zps024a7684.jpg
Tired of giving them coal, huh?
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 02:16 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/06d186e9-db7d-495e-b7fc-32697d862a13_zps024a7684.jpg
The 'War on Christmas' is a crock, you moron. I should never have let you get Foxnews.
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 02:19 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/06d186e9-db7d-495e-b7fc-32697d862a13_zps024a7684.jpg



The elves are making crystal what in the Workshop?
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2014 02:20 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/06d186e9-db7d-495e-b7fc-32697d862a13_zps024a7684.jpg
Last year they put horse poop in the cookies and exlax in the milk. If the little bastards want a war they've got one.
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Oddities and Humor - Discussion by edgarblythe
Let's play "Caption the Photo" II - Discussion by gustavratzenhofer
JIM NABORS WAS GOY? - Question by farmerman
Funny Pictures ***Slow Loading*** - Discussion by JerryR
Caption The Cartoon - Discussion by panzade
Geek and Nerd Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT? - Question by Setanta
2008 Election: Political Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
 
Copyright © 2024 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.06 seconds on 04/26/2024 at 02:22:43