What Kind Of Dog Are You?

Thought this one would help more than exorcism

I did it again. Honest answers but different choices. Now I'm a Lab.

I ain't complaining.

Labs is my favrit animules. One reason I always pick black ones is cause SPA says black dogs are hardest to place.

I think I'll try it again, this time being naturally thin.. which I started out as.

Not that I don't like great danes, but I've only seen one in my life, a'walkin' down the middle of the street in Los Angeles, back when I was seven. It seemed like an odd horse.

Ok - I turned into a MUTT.
Smiles.

My cousin had two great danes. Loved dem dawgs. Just one problem. They are big! I was playing with one. She had me pinned to the floor. She outweighed me. I couldn't get up. Called for help. Rescued by a relative.

If you have a chance to visit those two dogs Roberta, keep this song in mind:

You got: Corgi!

Quite simply, you’re a darling! People are mesmerized by your charismatic nature but you never get too caught up in all that praise. You know how to just be you at all times and without apology. Plus, you have a cute tush.

tsar, I haven't seen the relative for ages. The great danes were replaced by malamutes (2), a boxer, and a corgi. No theme from Jaws. I loved them all. I ran into him one day in the diamond district. He had brought the malamutes to work with him. Moose decided to give me a cousinly hello. He stood on his hind legs and put his front paws on my shoulders. He towered over me. I had heels on, so I was somewhere around 5'9" at the time. Another big dog.

Drat! Tried again. STILL a French Bulldog. I so want to be a Labrador Retriever ...... sigh.

But Vonny, we French bulldogs are just so danged cute that everybody loves us...so we get more of everything!

Except altitude.

Me too!
I don't get it.


[edit] On second thought, it must be the tongue.