you could always cut a hole in the door of the microwave.
I found that suggestion intriguing, Portal Star, so I dug out my exacto knife and commenced to cut a hole in the door. Took me about twenty minutes to cut the damn hole but I finally did and inserted my willie and turned the microwave on to full power.
A rather warm, enjoyable sensation, at first, but then sparks started flying and I realized I had left that damn padlock in the microwave.
That damn thing is haunting me!
Now the padlock is welded to my willie, and I am unable to extract myself because the padlock obviously won't fit through the hole.
I'm trying to reach the silverware drawer so I can get a butter knife and try to take the hinges off.
Can't quite reach...... I'll keep you posted.
Friggin' padlock! I'm really beginning to hate that thing.