So this blonde is at a small town talent show, and this ventriloquist comes out. He starts making all kinds of dumb blonde jokes, through the medium of his dummy of course. This blonde jumps up and starts raking the guy over the coals, says she's got her Masters, and there is no way anyone can prove that blondes are not as smart as anyone else . . .
"Hey, lady . . . calm down, they're just jokes--you don't need to take them seriously!"
"You shut up, i was talking to that wise mouth little friend of yours sitting on your knee!"
