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What would the world would look like if Ikea was in charge?

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[+4] - CalamityJane - 03/19/2009[img]http://theikeablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/applying-for-a-job.jpg[/img]
[+3] - Region Philbis - 03/19/2009 buying a car -- [URL=http://img17.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ikea1.jpg][IMG]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6044/ikea1.jpg[/IMG][/URL] put her together with -- ...
[+2] - Gargamel - 03/19/2009Our planet would be called Hargumphuffen. Our color spectrum would consist only of pastels and muted tones. The people? Strictly Caucasian. Imagine the fondue parties. What a fucking...
[+2] - chai2 - 03/19/2009Fondue you.
[+2] - Gargamel - 03/19/2009Well played, sir.
[+2] - FreeDuck - 03/19/2009The bottom would fall out, like it has on every single dresser drawer ever purchased there.
[+2] - CalamityJane - 03/19/2009Plus we all would look a hell of a lot better with IKEA [img]http://www.mrmalique.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/12-18-06-14.jpg[/img]...
[+2] - Gelisgesti - 03/20/2009[img]http://images.loqu.com/contents/381/890/image/2008-12-16/1.jpg[/img]
[+1] - djjd62 - 03/19/2009a lot of it would be half assembled, and there'd be lots of little widgets left over and resting in the back of drawers and cupboards just in case hmm, maybe ikea already runs the world
[+1] - Ticomaya - 03/19/2009[URL=http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wwdworld2.jpg][IMG]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6046/wwdworld2.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

a lot of it would be half assembled, and there'd be lots of little widgets left over and resting in the back of drawers and cupboards just in case

hmm, maybe ikea already runs the world

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Our planet would be called Hargumphuffen. Our color spectrum would consist only of pastels and muted tones. The people? Strictly Caucasian. Imagine the fondue parties.

What a fucking nightmare.

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@Gargamel,

Fondue you.

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@Gargamel,

buying a car --

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6044/ikea1.jpg

put her together with --

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/812/ikea2.jpg

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@dyslexia,

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6046/wwdworld2.jpg

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@Region Philbis,

Well played, sir.

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Hargumphuffen would be ultra-cool if I owned the allen wrench factory!

I'd name my company Hailliburton and nothing would get done without my..... ummmmm..... help. Yes, help, help is the right word.

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@boomerang,

You would start at the entry door, and leave by the exit, over a long route, following colorful lines. Oh, wait, that is already a common human trend.

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