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How many hairs do you have on your body?

 
 
Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:07 pm
How many hairs do you think the average person has on their body? I bet it's a lot.

I think that if we are going to really find out how many hairs are on the average body, we will need everyone to count their body hairs and post the total here. Then we can average it out and get a number.

Okay, so I'm starting now. 1...2...3...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:08 pm
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How many hairs do you have on your body?


None of yer f***ing business.
kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:11 pm
@Merry Andrew,
I see. You must be one of those metrosexuals who shaves their entire body for aesthetic reasons. Narcissist!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:11 pm
@kickycan,
120,586

I have very thick hair....on my legs.
kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:14 pm
@Bella Dea,
That is so hot. If we had sex, I'd be sure to lick your legs up and down until I eventually coughed up a hairball the size of a grapefruit.
Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:16 pm
@kickycan,
Grapefruit? Sissy. I'd give you a hairball the size of a watermelon.
kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:18 pm
@Bella Dea,
Sweet watermelon hairballs? YES! Don't ever shave!
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 02:18 pm
I tried counting mine once, but my wife interrupted me when I was half finished with my pubic hair.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 02:20 pm
@kickycan,
Quote:
How many hairs do you have on your body?


Is your head part of your 'body'?
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 02:25 pm
I looked it up. There are about 5 million hairs on a human body, give or take a few hundred thousand. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_hairs_on_a_human_body
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 02:28 pm
@NickFun,
Aw, gee, Now you ruined it for everybody who're so busy counting the follicles on their hirsute selves.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 03:26 pm
@Merry Andrew,
It's a good thing, because I was wondering how I would count the hair on my under-arm.
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 04:18 pm
@cicerone imposter,
This is what small hand mirrors are for.
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 04:22 pm
@jespah,
what about a fuzzy bum? You need a mirror in the front and the back - then you get that great never-ending line.....lovely.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 04:31 pm
@jespah,
That would be a very difficult task, because you need one hand to hold the mirror, and two hands to count the hairs. LOL

Besides, how would you know whether you're counting backwards or forwards?
margo
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 07:52 pm
@cicerone imposter,
pull 'em out, one by one, and count 'em that way! Rolling Eyes

or use a clarmer!
Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 09:41 pm
@kickycan,
Kicky busy counting his hairs:

http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-ghosts/HairyGuy.jpg
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 09:57 pm
@margo,
Jeesh! You do have a mean streak in ya. LOL
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 10:00 pm
@Reyn,
That ain't Kicky. That's the Clarm Man of Borneo.
Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 10:02 pm
@Merry Andrew,
Are you sure? I could have sworn it was our man from A2K!
 

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