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How many hairs do you have on your body?

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Post: # 3,499,863
View Profile kickycan
 
Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:07 pm
How many hairs do you think the average person has on their body? I bet it's a lot.

I think that if we are going to really find out how many hairs are on the average body, we will need everyone to count their body hairs and post the total here. Then we can average it out and get a number.

Okay, so I'm starting now. 1...2...3...
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Post: # 3,499,866
View Profile Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:08 pm
Quote:
How many hairs do you have on your body?


None of yer f***ing business.
Post: # 3,499,869
View Profile kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:11 pm
I see. You must be one of those metrosexuals who shaves their entire body for aesthetic reasons. Narcissist!
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Post: # 3,499,871
View Profile Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:11 pm
120,586

I have very thick hair....on my legs.
Post: # 3,499,878
View Profile kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:14 pm
That is so hot. If we had sex, I'd be sure to lick your legs up and down until I eventually coughed up a hairball the size of a grapefruit.
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View Profile Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:16 pm
Grapefruit? Sissy. I'd give you a hairball the size of a watermelon.
Post: # 3,499,885
View Profile kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 01:18 pm
Sweet watermelon hairballs? YES! Don't ever shave!
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Post: # 3,499,954
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 02:18 pm
I tried counting mine once, but my wife interrupted me when I was half finished with my pubic hair.
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Post: # 3,499,957
View Profile Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 02:20 pm
Quote:
How many hairs do you have on your body?


Is your head part of your 'body'?
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Post: # 3,499,969
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 02:25 pm
I looked it up. There are about 5 million hairs on a human body, give or take a few hundred thousand. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_hairs_on_a_human_body
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View Profile Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 02:28 pm
Aw, gee, Now you ruined it for everybody who're so busy counting the follicles on their hirsute selves.
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 03:26 pm
It's a good thing, because I was wondering how I would count the hair on my under-arm.
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 04:18 pm
This is what small hand mirrors are for.
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View Profile mismi
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 04:22 pm
what about a fuzzy bum? You need a mirror in the front and the back - then you get that great never-ending line.....lovely.
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 04:31 pm
That would be a very difficult task, because you need one hand to hold the mirror, and two hands to count the hairs. LOL

Besides, how would you know whether you're counting backwards or forwards?
Post: # 3,500,263
View Profile margo
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 07:52 pm
pull 'em out, one by one, and count 'em that way! Rolling Eyes

or use a clarmer!
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View Profile Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 09:41 pm
Kicky busy counting his hairs:

http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-ghosts/HairyGuy.jpg
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 09:57 pm
Jeesh! You do have a mean streak in ya. LOL
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Post: # 3,500,348
View Profile Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 10:00 pm
That ain't Kicky. That's the Clarm Man of Borneo.
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View Profile Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 10:02 pm
Are you sure? I could have sworn it was our man from A2K!
 

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