Financial Crisis Hits Japanese Banks

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This one has been making the rounds...

Following the problems with Lehmann Bros and in the sub-prime lending
market in America and the run on Northern Rock, HBOS and Bradford &
Bingley in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,
Ninja Bankis reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal.

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@George,

What's the source of these banks?

Did you hear about Karaoke bank going for a "song?" LOL

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@George,

Origami Bank has folded
Sumo Bank has gone belly up
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song
Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks
Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Karate Bank got the chop
Sushi Bank offerings smells fishy

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