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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2008 08:01 am
1.- Can you cry under water?
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2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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6.- What disease did cured ham actually have?
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7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
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9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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12.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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13.- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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16.- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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18.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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19.- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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24.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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26.- If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Cliff Hanger
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2008 09:05 am
@Rayvatrap,
Quote:
20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


This one is my favorite.
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Ramafuchs
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2008 03:50 pm
@Rayvatrap,
I read some kind of questions in a thread. Godzillion com or org.
Too funny for the intellectual audience to understand the funny global ignorance
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Tay
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 01:38 pm
Why do ppl say the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon?
calebj14
 
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Reply Sat 5 May, 2012 05:00 pm
A lawyer once said to the judge "Im Lying" Was he telling the truth?
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Bostonia
 
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Reply Wed 12 Sep, 2012 04:10 am
@Tay,
Because sky falls under the hemisphere not in the universe.
manoj9585
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 01:44 am
@Bostonia,
Quote:
9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


that's very funny and I need the answer.
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NapsWithCats
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2012 08:36 pm
@Rayvatrap,
Yes
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Quija
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2013 11:51 am
why is it that when you move somthing form one place to another in a car it's called SHIPPING, but if you do that with a boat it's called CARGO?
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cherrie
 
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Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 12:29 am
@Rayvatrap,
What does an occasional table do for the rest of the time?
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FBM
 
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Reply Mon 27 May, 2013 03:31 am
If a kingdom is run by a king, what is a country run by?

(OK, this one actually has an implied answer, but still.)
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blackspider1111
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2014 01:22 am
@Rayvatrap,
I'm so sarcastic:

1.- Can you cry under water?
Yes, in a submarine.
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2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
It's not a matter of if they were important, but if the murder was planned.
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3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
The government.
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4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
No, you are naked.
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5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Because putting it in a triangle box would be stupid.
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6.- What disease did cured ham actually have?
Ebola.
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7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Because logic.
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8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
<insert dead baby joke here>
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9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
No, it's called tennis.
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10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Because you might get electrocuted if you were in a TV, but you would break a dvd if you were on it.
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11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because when they jump off, they don't want to land on somebody.
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12.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
They are sneaking in a camera.
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13.- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Because you only have one bra unless you have multiple bras. And "panties" is a stupid word anyway.
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14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
It's for the non decent human beings.
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15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Jimmy wrote it.
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16.- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
Yes, but so could a person not having a passenger whatsoever.
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17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
He didn't have duct tape.
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18.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
This is why I don't like Disney.
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19.- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Because he spent it all on the ACME stuff.
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20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
<Insert another dead baby joke>
--OR--
Peanut Butter
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21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
It comes from Texas.
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22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Yes.
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23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
What do you mean try!? I'm a GOOD singer! :-(
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24.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Same reason we park in a driveway but drive in a parkway.
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25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Maybe your breath stinks. I would be mad too.
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26.- If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
It's considered reckless driving.

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Lincol
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2014 08:58 am
it's funny
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