This is probably the gayest vacation next to a week in Provincetown.
DrewDad wrote:Slappy, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
and Slappy... do you like gladiator movies?
have an awful time...
Turkey is beautiful. However, you will only get laid if you run into some Swedish girls. Turkish women are not easy.
farmerman wrote:This is probably the gayest vacation next to a week in Provincetown.
I'm taking my Mazda Miata there the following week. Actually this family does own a hotel there.
I love gladiator movies, but have never seen a grown man naked.
Green Witch wrote:Turkey is beautiful. However, you will only get laid if you run into some Swedish girls. Turkish women are not easy.
I didn't know you could generalize a whole country of women...well maybe so, either way I'll have to find out for myself...
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:I love gladiator movies, but have never seen a grown man naked.
Midgets not counting as "grown men," I take it?
Maybe you could pick up some hookahs real cheap at the duty free shops:
Anyway, have a good/crappy time, Slappy! Can't wait to hear about it when you get back!
I hope Slappy remembers to pick me up a new bathrobe.
dammit, why lufthansa? you could at LEAST have taken malev and stopped over to stick me in your suitcase! <ahem> i mean "us"!
try the underground cistern for me ...
So how did this trip go, Slap?
Pick up any good carpets cheap?
Chrise, he went to Turkey, then to Provincetown. Bet his ass is sore
He sent around a few dozen photos. Looks like he had fun.
He's been dating someone new, so he'll be around in a few weeks......
OoOOOOOOOOOOOoh.... will he spill the beans on the luuuuuurve interest???? a?
littlek wrote:He's been dating someone new, so he'll be around in a few weeks......
Oh! Slappy brought a little souvenir from Istanbul? Does he know he's
to marry her after the first kiss?
My friend I went with actually dropped $900 on a rug. Impulse purchase.
Trip was definitely an experience. Even though I didn't bring home anybody from turkishwives.com, my friend is now setting up international f**k buddy schedules. First night we took his boat to dinner, and we had a group of hot women hanging out with us after on the boat. I was hammered and passed out. Will not use that as an example of how to pick up women.
Was a little shocking at first staying with a billionaire and living that lifestyle...$50 million property, elevator in the house, server staff 24/7, police guard outside the house at all times...one night our host didn't feel like going out, so he sent my friend and I out with a driver and a plain clothed police officer.
So yes, it was fun....and Istanbul is a cool city, but I don't think it would be a great place to visit unless we knew people, a lot of them don't speak a word of English. Well if I want to go back I've got an ok connection.
And yup, dating a new chick. She sucks. Gross looking, totally doesn't like to cook, is really dumb, has a shitty career, we don't get along, and she hates sex.
RP, if you or anyone wants pictures, I have a zip file I can send you. Unfortunately, photobucket, snapfish, and everything else I tried wasn't cooperating that day, so I don't have a nice labled album. Most of the pics are from a palace we did a tour of, and there's a few other random pictures. Just pm me your email.
