aw heck... all that sand between yer toots, having to get folk to massage sun lotion on you - (ugh, the very thought of it), needing to make sure you wear sunglasses every day coz the sun's shining so bright and you havta look cool, having the constant crick in yer neck every time a bella-turkey beaut walks by, drinking, laughing, R&R - man, that's gonna be tough a? You'll be glad to get home.
Nope - not green at all..... not one little bit
Have Fun Mate!