Beat it Soz, no girls unless you to into the pen.
Hang on a tick till I get this mirror ball up will you soz.
Make sure there's a "Free Chocolate" sign somewhere, DP.
Oh, my bra strap got unhooked!
Yoohooo, boys, can one of you come and help me with it?
Go Back ! ! !
It's a trap ! ! !
DrewDad wrote:dlowan wrote:kickycan wrote:dlowan wrote:no sex for men again, ever....especially none for Kicky.
It's always about sex with you bunnies isn't it?
Sometimes I think about carrots, and the meaning of life.
How is that different from what Kicky said?
No sex.
BTW, boys, I am not into shoes, sales, sewing, or mirrorballs.
But you are into "carrots."
Hey, put that thing away.
We KNOW that's not a carrot!
My carrot is not for public consumption.
Someone get that child a sandwich.
DrewDad wrote:But you are into "carrots."
Yes.
They contain healthful vitamins and fibre....and are filling but low calorie.
What does that have to do with sex?
Well....I guess being healthy is good for sex.
That's what ya call being obtuse.
All obtuse women please step into this . . . er . . . room, over here.
(Hog ties Setanta.) Soz, I think I see Drewdad trying to get out. Try the taser on him. Oh, he's getting away, aim lower....
Chatter
Oh oh, it appears you have scared off Chatter, an A2K Newbie. Well, I will try to explain to Chatter what is happening on this thread.
Kickycan is a Harvard professor who teaches Steven Hawkins' String Theory to his kindergarten students. He posts such provocative scenarios to give him ideas for his undergraduate seminars, which he's having trouble developing due to the decreasing Testosterone effect on his brain, which he protects with his leather and rhinestone codpiece. Kicky is forced to engage A2Kers in his personal think-tank discussions to assure that, someday, he will achieve tenure.
Chatter, does this help explain Kickycan to you?
BBB
FreeDuck wrote:(Hog ties Setanta.) Soz, I think I see Drewdad trying to get out. Try the taser on him. Oh, he's getting away, aim lower....
Hush. I'm gonna seduce dlowan into the pen.
Radish...
Turnip...
Kumquat...
I bet dlowan is too clever to fall for such tricks
Oh for heaven's sake.
Just say "Look you uppity ladies. We think you need a break and we've built this lovely pen for you. Sit down. Relax. Yak your upitty heads off."
We'll go in willingly.
By the time you're ready to "release" us <snork> we'll have solved some of the major problems plauging the world.
Men always try to make everything so damn complicated.