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Let's put the women of A2K into some kind of holding pen.

 
 
margo
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jul, 2007 09:25 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
I'm up for it....provided it induces labor.


Bella Dea

I don't think Kicky's rounding up exercise will, in itself, induce labour.

But, you may be reduced to giggling hysteria watching him try, and falling flat once again, and that may give you the start! If nothing else, you'll get a bloody good laugh, and take your mind off other things! Laughing
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martybarker
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jul, 2007 10:42 pm
Quote:
Okay, so here's the plan. I'm going to lure the women in with some items that they can't resist...you know, a little bait


So let's get this straight, Kicky is going to get in the pen and try to lure us in??? You all know what I'm thinking??? :wink:
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TTH
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jul, 2007 10:45 pm
martybarker
Good idea......he he he
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martybarker
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jul, 2007 10:56 pm
I mean really, just how well thought out is this plan of his? And he's trying to get Nimh involved?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jul, 2007 11:45 pm
Hey, I'm not going to get IN the pen. I'm just going to lure you and your cohorts to the area NEAR the pen by offering treats that you dames cannot resist. Then, we rustle you all up like a bunch of cackling chickens.

It'll work, you'll see! How dare you doubt my genius!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 02:02 am
kickycan wrote:
Hey, I'm not going to get IN the pen. I'm just going to lure you and your cohorts to the area NEAR the pen by offering treats that you dames cannot resist. Then, we rustle you all up like a bunch of cackling chickens.

It'll work, you'll see! How dare you doubt my genius!


How do I doubt it? Let me count the ways.
I doubt it to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I doubt it to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I doubt it freely, as men strive for Right;
I doubt it purely, as they turn from Praise.
I doubt it with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I doubt it with a doubt I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I doubt it with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but doubt it better after death.





































:wink:
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 03:29 am
Hi nimh

:wink: :wink: :wink:

(Dorothy Parker licks lips and undoes a couple of buttons on her blouse)
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 05:21 am
DP - remind me to thank eBeth after catching you...

martybarker wrote:
Quote:
Okay, so here's the plan. I'm going to lure the women in with some items that they can't resist...you know, a little bait


So let's get this straight, Kicky is going to get in the pen and try to lure us in??? You all know what I'm thinking??? :wink:

"little bait", hehheh.. sorry Kicky, but that was clever..
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 06:44 am
dlowan wrote:
kickycan wrote:
dlowan wrote:
no sex for men again, ever....especially none for Kicky.


It's always about sex with you bunnies isn't it?



Sometimes I think about carrots, and the meaning of life.

How is that different from what Kicky said?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 06:45 am
Can't you just get the manager of a shoe store in on the deal, then lock the doors after they rush into the "buy five get one 10% off" sale?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 06:52 am
Put up some sheets around the pen walls.


They'll think there are curtains and go right on in.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 06:55 am
Tell 'em it's a redecorating project. Put a sewing machine and some fabric inside....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 06:58 am
Ha ! ! !

What a bunch of amateurs.

Tell 'em there's a shoe sale inside, buy one, get one free.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 06:59 am
(Check the bottom of the previous page)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 07:02 am
Buy five, get 10% off ? ! ? ! ?

Like i said, a buncha amateurs.

You need a deal they can't resist, one which will lead them to ignore the goofy sheets and the surreal atmosphere.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 07:04 am
Do you understand the concept of "satire?"
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 07:04 am
I know I know....



wait for it





A mirror ball
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 07:07 am
DrewDad wrote:
Do you understand the concept of "satire?"


Go blow yourself, Mr. Ego.

Try reading Dadpad, he has a sense of humor. Maybe you'll learn something.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 07:08 am
<A2K women stealthily signal to each other in the shadows, and then surge forward and push the cluelessly bickering Setanta, DrewDad, dadpad, nimh, and Kicky into the pen...>
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jul, 2007 07:14 am
DP, tell 'em its Jewish wedding with an open bar, and Dico dj.
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