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Mon 2 Jul, 2007 12:24 pm
I've noticed lately that the women around here have gotten real uppity. They actually think that their opinions matter! Ha. Silly women.
So guys, what should we do about this?
I propose we build some kind of pen, or maybe a large electrified fence. I think Gus might have some equipment and some raw materials that we can use. Anyway, my idea is that we take some of the most vocal and uppity of our A2K ladies and stick them in the pen for a while, until they realize that we, the men, are running this show, and that they should shut the hell up every once in a while and let us take control, the way god intended. Then, at some point to be determined by how well they seem to be behaving, we let them back out into the general population, until such time that they start getting all uppity again and in need of some more behavior modification.
That's just one idea though. I'm sure some of you have even better ways to make them behave in a more natural, subservient manner. So let's hear some ideas!
I would so love to see you try...
<flexes bicep>
You see how they are, guys? Already starting in with the intimidation tactics! But are we scared!? NO! But we must stop them, before it's too late! We must take them down NOW!
So who has some ideas!? Come on, let's show them who wears the pants around here!
And just how long do you think we will allow you to play out this grandiose bondage fantasy?
kickycan wrote:Come on, let's show them who wears the pants around here!
Whoosh! (Pulls kicky's pants down around his ankles)
I assume you are attempting some rediculous joke. I agree that feminism has created more family and societal problems than it has solved, but let's not create another Iraq in our so-called "free" western world. If this is truly your opinion of women, I'll assume your next suggestion will be to kill baby girls and old people.
The root of the "problem" of which you speak is that neither men nor women understand their roles anymore. This is the result of feminism and women as homemakers and child rearers being belittled. Men no longer know if they should provide for their family or change diapers. If government could somehow encourage single income households, perhaps by lowering income tax for such homes or by offering a subsidy of some sort to make it more attractive for women to raise their children rather than paying someone else to do it, perhaps one would see more traditional families again. I beleive this would solve a lot of issues, including our juvenile delinqency problem.
I'm up for it....provided it induces labor.
Mr Can wrote
Quote:I've noticed lately that the women around here have gotten real uppity. They actually think that their opinions matter! Ha. Silly women.
To whom are you referring you cheeky bastard?
Wooohooo! We got us a live one here! Get in the pen, little lady!
Come on, guys! Let's get her!
<notices the growing numbers of angry women surrounding him. Tries unsuccessfully to yank pants back up and act tough at the same time>
Guys? GUYS?!
HELP!!!
<P.S. You are correct, Chatter, I am joking.>
Did you hear? Kickycan is preparing to have all of the old people killed!
Hmmmmmmmmm......
bit short on back up aren't u?
Kicky
Have you been hitting the booze again
Ha silly men!!!!!
Think you can control us. ha ha ha
Aaah, now I see what my fellow A2K men are doing. They are lying in wait, allowing me to gather all the women together, using myself as the bait. Any moment, I expect that they will show up with the clubs, nets and restraining devices, and we'll begin roundin' 'em up!
Ha, we've got you right where we want you now, ladies!!! Prepare to be put in your places!!!
I don't know Kick all the moaning and pissing... that pen would get to stinkin' pretty damn quick... I don't want anything to do with any cleaning duties... as New Yorker I guess you've never been in a hen house... my God the heat, the stink, the unnerving sight of all those jumpy birds in one place.....
No problem. We set it up out back and let Gus deal with it. He's used to that swamp muck and stuff. He should be able to handle the stink. Plus, he'd probably be happy to have such easy groping access.
Now help me round up some of these little ladies, would ya? You brought some clubs and nets, right?
With all us women in the pen then what will you do when the toilet paper roll runs out?
Hmmm...that is an excellent question....what to do...what to do...hey, are you trying to distract me so I lose focus on the task at hand!!!???
Let's get her, boys!
Kicky, why don't you listen to that new poster Chatter?
It seems he/she has hit the nail on the head, and I for one refuse to go along with your little charade.
I suppose you think you really funny.
I think you are sad with your ridiculous little joke.
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