Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking....
This site offers speeches--all sorts of speeches--including one-size-fits-all eulogies for the Dear Departed.
http://www.speech-writers.com/
Personally, I'm verbal--but I know a number of people who are not. I understand (although I don't quite approve) that sympathy cards are as acceptable as hand written notes in times of grief.
Still, canned, generic eulogies? If you prefer you can order an individual tribute for $275. You fill out a questionnaire--the speech writer does the rest.
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Newsweek story says the webowner, a professional speechwriter, has ghostwritten for husbands, grandchildren, fishing buddies.....
According to the on site feedback, clients are delighted.
What do you think.