Okay okay heart palpitations must get control I'll be fine here I'll just post on A2K they'll understand they always do.
{looks in mirror}
Freak! I'm nuts! What the HELL did I do that for? Am I on crack?
Okay okay calm down no sense going nuts must maintain composure dammit if I get upset it'll just draw attention to it it's no big deal there are far worse things in the world.
They'll laugh! Well, probably not. They'll point? Really? They'll notice! Naaah, the folks at work never notice anything. 'Sides, who cares about their opinions?
But it looks so, so weird.
It'll grow out. It's not like it was the right color before. This one doesn't look so bad.
But it's not blonde! It's freakin'
brown!
Nu, so what's wrong with brown? Brown can be nice.
But but but it looks mousy. And the freakin' box said medium golden freakin' blonde and this is not golden!!!! This is the antithesis of golden! It's golden if you're an idiot! It.Is.Not.Golden.
The box looked like this:
But my hair looks like this:
And it's lookin' like a longer version of a pageboy. Oh dammit I'll just go darker, put on a cape and embrace my true destiny:
So, um, can anyone talk me down? Please? I feel an aria coming on and they tend to frown upon that in the IT Department.
Thank you in advance.
PS RP reminds me that frown rhymes with brown. Ack!