@Lordyaswas,
My granddaughter (almost 3) was here all day because the daycare was closed
and Mom and Dad had to work, so the last thing I put in my mouth was an Excedrine tablet.
Most of the day went fine, she helped me dry my hair and put on my makeup. I gave her some lotion to use on her face, she loves the lotion, I kept sending her over to grand dad so he could see how beautiful she was, she had a makeup spong (without makeup) and happily dabbed her face, then zoomed over to granddad. All this zooming worked to my advantage so I could apply foundation and brandish the mascara (neither item is safe around very little girls). So we were so pleased with ourselves for keeping her entertained, and then........the eyeshadow appeared.
I favor a light brown shadow for everyday, so cutie pie is holding the case while I swipe on a classic shade of cocoa, however, she noticed there were two applicators and decided to decorate her eyes, she's not falling for the "let grandma help you", and she's turning down my faux swipes at the eyeshadow. By the time she was finished she had covered her eyelids, under her eyes and the space between her eyes. Those tiny kids can move like greased lightening. So, it's close to nap time and she's looking a tad racoonish. Also because it's close to nap time, she's tired, testy and was not cooperating with the panicky grandmother trying to clean up the 'new look'.
What followed was fake hysterics and suddenly clinging to grand pop to avoid the dreaded water on a Qtip. Got most of it off, but it was still a little creepy seeing my granddaughter asleep looking like a silent film star (only she's 3)
Thank God my daughter-in-law wasn't horrified, apparently this was not the first time it happened.
Yeah, the last thing I put in my mouth was Excedrine then a much needed nap. Now I'm going to pray the daycare lady is open for business tomorrow.
