Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Five gay men who only have designs on the straight guy's appearance - Unbelievable.
In 1988, I knew a writer named Crad Kilodney who sold his books on the street. He published a schedule TV - 2001 back then, seems he wasn't too far off the mark. Here are a few descriptions:
POLICE INTERIOR DECORATOR - Terry must convince the homicide squad to accept inflatable rubber chairs
DUH (Science) - Melting of the polar ice caps; personal radar; freaks
GANG WAR (Game)
BATH HOUSE (Comedy) - Robbie must come to terms with the fact that Sid has heterosexual tendencies
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE (Cartoons)
SKATES DUNNINGER (Debut) - A teenage quadriplegic lawyer uses his telepathic powers to solve crimes. Flip Blavatsko, Sherry Jewel.
MOVIE - "Shanty Man" (1999, TV) A disillusioned stockbroker decides to live in Toronto's shanty town. Gorden Pinsent.
TERRORISM ROUND-UP - Yemen, I.R.A., The Pink Berets
TONIGHT SHOW, WITH GARY COLEMAN
MOVIE - "Apocalypse Now" *** (1990) - Musical remake, with Brian Bosworth, David Bowie, Gary Coleman, Grace Slick and Herve Villechaise.
Hogan smuggles valuable information to the allies. Schultz sees nothing.
Gilligan fouls up the Skipper's latest scheme to escape the island. Celibacy for the crew and passengers continues.
One of the Cartwrights gets engaged. Tragically, his fiance dies before the wedding.
Dinner for 5 with John Favreau - Isn't it great that we get the best seats in the best restaurants in L.A.? By the way, did any of you see my movie 'Made?' That and who gives a ****...thanks farmerman.
Cav, the 1988 Tv Guide is great. I had to blink at Brian Bosworth a bit, then his bull-necked, blonde (mohawked?) image exploded before my eyes like a supernova. (Much like his career.) (OK now I gotta Google for him and see what the heck happened to him.)
Yeah, mine are all makey-uppy...let me know how the search goes. There have got to be some funny ones.