Fri 18 Jul, 2003 03:34 pm
> Subject: ventriloquist
> > A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night
> > he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With
> his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde
> jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair starts
> > "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What
> makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What
> does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
> being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.
> > Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
> against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name
> of humor."
> > The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the
> > blonde yells:
> > "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little ****
> sitting on your knee!"
Why did no one laugh? That was funny!
Bella Dea, This one has been "dead" and rotting for almost three years! That you were able to bring it back to life is an achievement. BTW, I had another good belly laugh. Thank you. LOL
Bwaaaaaaaaaa hahaha! CI you're a hoot!
heph, I don't deserve the credit for that joke, only my posting it to a2k. I got a good laugh both times; the first when I read and posted it, then the second time when Bella Dea revived it.