Thu 23 Jun, 2005 01:01 pm
Still living at home and expecting to inherit a fortune when his sickly widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So he went to a singles bar, and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass away and I'll inherit over $20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Robert that night, and four days later she became his stepmother.
Men will never learn.