This isn't another blonde joke

Still living at home and expecting to inherit a fortune when his sickly widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.


So he went to a singles bar, and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.


"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass away and I'll inherit over $20 million dollars."


The woman went home with Robert that night, and four days later she became his stepmother.






Men will never learn.