DC Madam Reveals Political Preferences

Written by NickFun

Washington DC - Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the notorious owner of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's Escort Service, was forced to hand over her Washington DC client list to a Grand Jury this afternoon. The list contained not only the client list but the clients personal sexual preferences as well. The Spoof managed to get a copy of the list.

Though the actual list is over 387 pages, here are some of the highlights:

Randall Tobias, the now former director of U.S. Foreign Assistance and former administrator of the U.S. Agency for International Development enjoys dressing in diapers and having his ass whacked with a steel brush as he cries. Tobias, 65, was forced to resign his position because of his relationship with the escort service.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates enjoys having his toes sucked while he sings "The Star Spangled Banner" off key.

Dick Cheney enjoys receiving fellatio as he complains bitterly about his wife's sagging breasts

George W Bush also solicited the services of the Escort Service but he simply enjoyed watching the ladies undress and undulate while he sat there with an appalled expression on his face.

National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice enjoys foursomes including two lesbian women and an Arab of either sex.

Mike Johanns, Dirk Kempthorne, Elaine Chao, Henry M. Paulson, Jr., Jim Nicholson and other members of Bush's cabinet enjoy perversions that are too heinous to list in a family publication.