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Sex at 50-Percent Discount to Senior Citizens

 
 
noinipo
 
Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 06:31 am
For older men who have been to brothels before, this sounds like good news. If they feel the need and can pay for it, why not. They may be unable to find sex any other way.
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German Brothel Offers 50-Percent Discount to Senior Citizens
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"Life begins at 66," reads an advertisement aimed at old people in Germany. But it's not promoting orthopedic shoes -- it's for a brothel which is offering a 50-percent discount to senior citizens.
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The brothel "Pascha" in Cologne is offering a 50-percent discount to the over-66s.
If you have to get old, Germany isn't a bad place to do so. As well as generous state pensions, German senior citizens enjoy a host of benefits during their twilight years. Now, in addition to discounted rail travel, cut-price cinema tickets and cheap museum entry, Germany's old folk have a new perk to take advantage of: a 50- percent discount at Germany's largest brothel.
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"A normal session costs €50 with us -- and we're now paying 50 percent of that for these older guests," a spokesman for the brothel told the news agency Reuters. "We don't earn as much money, but we're establishing ourselves across a broader range of age groups." Prostitution is legal in Germany.
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http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,471907,00.html
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 06:49 am
Translate this into German:

I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm still as good once as I ever was.




Joe(my club motto)Nation
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 07:19 am
I really don't know how I survive these couple of years until I'm 66.

("66", btw, is due to a still quite popular song from 1978 by Udo Jürgens " at the age of 66 live really starts ...")
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squinney
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 07:31 am
Well, as long as it's legal... I guess that equates to discount movie tickets and air travel.

Can you imagine the increase in AARP memberships in the States if this were legal? Bear would certainly stop throwing out all their junk mail.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 07:48 am
They should get a discount. They only take half the time.



Joe(Just like nineteen year olds)Nation
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 10:34 am
...but the preparation takes twice as long, Joe

Calamity(includes everything)Jane
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Miller
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 11:26 am
CalamityJane wrote:
...but the preparation takes twice as long, Joe

Calamity(includes everything)Jane


Not with the "little blue pill" nearby.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 11:38 am
Only if he doesn't have a heart condition Wink
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 11:45 am
Oh and don't forget "Erections lasting more than four hours should be reported....."


Joe(Yeah, to every available female within shouting distance.)Nation
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 11:57 am
Who in their right mind wants to be scraped raw for 4 hours?

Calamity(ouch)Jane
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Miller
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 11:57 am
Joe Nation wrote:
Oh and don't forget "Erections lasting more than four hours should be reported....."


After the pacemaker has been re-set.
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noinipo
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 12:09 pm
There are other ways to satisfy a woman to the point of fainting with passion. In case you ladies have never heard of them, try google or wikipedia.
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squinney
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 12:44 pm
What would the point be in fainting at a critical moment?

Doesn't sound so great to me.
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noinipo
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 12:57 pm
It happens, I have seen it. It is supposed to be great.
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They say, "there is no end in desires". But there is "an end" depending on the type.
Any desire has the maturity point or the saturation point where no more meaning remains in seeking further goal. Then, what is the saturation point in sex?
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For women, it is to taste the orgasm which makes her faint away or blackout.
Even though there is a bit of difference between individuals, a woman who attains an total orgasm always faint away and enter in a profound sleep like state for several minutes or longer after the orgasmic spasm.
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http://www.mumyouan.com/i/ae-8.html
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 12:57 pm
I read a funny article last year about how sex workers were complaining that older guys were popping viagra before visiting them, and then getting off 2 or 3 times for the price of one. We've all heard of faking orgasm, but faking not having an orgasm ?

Crafty old geezers...
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