Taxes

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts
Receivable Tax
Building
Permit Tax
CDL
license Tax
Cigarette
Tax
Corporate
Income Tax
Dog
License Tax
Federal
Income Tax
Federal
Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing
License Tax
Food
License Tax,
Fuel
permit tax
Gasoline
Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting
License Tax
Inheritance
Tax
Interest
expense
Inventory
tax
IRS
Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor
Tax
Luxury
Taxes
Marriage
License Tax
Medicare
Tax
Property
Tax
Real
Estate Tax
Service
charge taxes
Social
Security Tax
Road
usage taxes
Sales
Tax
Recreational
Vehicle Tax
School
Tax
State
Income Tax
State
Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone
federal excise tax
Telephone
federal universal service fee tax
Telephone
federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone
minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone
recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone
state and local tax
Telephone
usage charge tax
Utility
Taxes
Vehicle
License Registration Tax
Vehicle
Sales Tax
Watercraft
registration Tax
Well
Permit Tax
Workers
Compensation Tax

COMMENTS:
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? And I still have to "press 1" for English . . .