CALL TRUMP--we gotta get a business plan. This is great Dadpad. Its genius!! I see only one problem. Your beers would have to be injected because when you open a can itd just spill all over the Americans, Im sure that some wouldnt mind but itd be nasty with that stale beer smell all over the country.
There'll be beer in here only over my bier!
In order to educate you a little about beer etiket in OZ take a look at this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yGJVnOwxz0
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoHwEISDzG4
Get that beer porn offf my dainty thread!
Looks like we'll have to take it down to the shed FM.
Cant upset the delicate sensibilities of the ladies now can we.
Starbucks and a lot of the trendy coffee shops have "over-roasted" coffee, which sucks, and FM's right, that's why they go for all that milk froth BS, to cover the taste of the god-awful coffee. They charge ya five bucks for a coffee, and the goddamned lazy SOB behind the counter expects to be tipped for pouring a cup of coffee for ya.
The best coffee shops are the ones started locally by people who actually like coffee, and enjoy roasting their own, and trying different varieties, and making their own house blends. Personally, i always want Columbian coffee--i like the rich flavor, which in the best examples is reminiscent of cocoa. Even bad, discount chain store Columbian is better than most other varieties--unless you get some from those goofs such as one finds in Starbucks, who decides Columbian is a candidate for a "French roast," and burns the hell out of it. The best Columbian i've ever had, in fact, comes from Krogers. (For the Ozzians, Krogers is a large grocery chain, started in Cincinnati about 120 years ago, and having thousands of stores in the eastern United States.) So, not only is it a good Columbian, it is cheaper than the more pretentious brands.
Low fat half and half ? ! ? ! ? That's like near beer, or non-alcoholic beer. I used to work as a bartender in a place which also had a pizza delivery business upstairs. Sor-whores would come in and order a large "thick and cheesy" (the business slogan of the place), and then order "diet" soda or "light" beer. Right--pizza at 150,000 calories per slice, so they get a diet soda.
I'll have 'nother a them ham sammiches (since i'll probably never get a good meatloaf sammich), and a big mug of Columbian coffee. Pass me that half-and-half, will ya?
By the by, i suspect that no one can prove what the most popular coffee in the U.S. would be--what would be the standard for making the judgment? However, Micky D may sell the most coffee of any single retail outlet. They have all the other fast food chains beat all to hell on selling a "breakfast" for three or four bucks--nobody else even comes close to the breakfast business they do. I suspect that all anyone could prove is that they sell more cups of coffee than anyone else.
dlowan wrote:Roberta wrote:Never heard of Maccas. What or who is it? Should I know?
(Psssssst! It means MacDonald's....golden arches and all....)
Thanks for filling me in, Deb. I've never eaten at McDonald's. Yes, I've heard of the place. Probably wouldn't have had the coffee even if I had eaten there. So I'll sit quietly and let the conversation roll around me.
Mickie D's is just like Au bon Paine , except its cheaper.
Au Bon Pain has hamburgers? Live and loin.
dadpad...
I though you meant the space between their ears!
margo wrote:dadpad...
I though you meant the space between their ears!
I cant hear you, I'm down the shed... sharpening the mower blades.
dadpad wrote:margo wrote:dadpad...
I though you meant the space between their ears!
I cant hear you, I'm down the shed... sharpening the mower blades.
You ever plannin' on USIN' 'em honey?
dadpad wrote:Now I was just thinking ( a dangerouse proceedure I know) the other day That if all of us ozzians moved to the states it would be a huge saving on greenhouse gasses and I am sure the additional benefit of the U.S. finally getting some residents with a sense of humour would be of benefit to the world at large.
We would move into your homes but live in the wasted space above your heads. Our feet to your ceilings so there would be more people using the same amount of heating plus as we are used to being awake at the other end of the day we would be up and around whilst you sleep and we are quite used to being a day ahead of you guys so we would get all the work done before you.
... if you did that, you'd be able to look at our cleavage. I dunno if I want my American cleavage exposed to your Ozzian ways.
jespah wrote:dadpad wrote:Now I was just thinking ( a dangerouse proceedure I know) the other day That if all of us ozzians moved to the states it would be a huge saving on greenhouse gasses and I am sure the additional benefit of the U.S. finally getting some residents with a sense of humour would be of benefit to the world at large.
We would move into your homes but live in the wasted space above your heads. Our feet to your ceilings so there would be more people using the same amount of heating plus as we are used to being awake at the other end of the day we would be up and around whilst you sleep and we are quite used to being a day ahead of you guys so we would get all the work done before you.
... if you did that, you'd be able to look at our cleavage. I dunno if I want my American cleavage exposed to your Ozzian ways.
I'l match my cleavage to any American cleavage, right here, right now.
Remember....I have eight breasts....
Directly above, I think we have an example of the "extreme avatar obsessional dementia". wherein actual human beings begin to identify with their on-line avatars that they begin to take on impossible physical characteristics of them. Its sad. Its best to just humor them
jespah wrote:
... if you did that, you'd be able to look at our cleavage. I dunno if I want my American cleavage exposed to your Ozzian ways.
No no you missunderstand we would provide all our own furniture, appliances etc, cutlery and cutting implements such as cleavers included. Special downunder houshold goods otherwise it would just fall down and hit you on the head.
dadpad, do I have to post a picture of cleavage to make myself clear?
farmerman wrote:Directly above, I think we have an example of the "extreme avatar obsessional dementia". wherein actual human beings begin to identify with their on-line avatars that they begin to take on impossible physical characteristics of them. Its sad. Its best to just humor them
This from a man who appears to believe that south = down.
Shakes head.
