On Selling Out

Gargamel wrote:

Listen up, bitches:

You're in the presence of a multi-thousandaire, so recognize!

I am going to buy:

1. a fur coat
2. a golden limousine
3. you and sell you

I am going to live in a chocolate mansion.

Way to go, dude!

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Milk or dark chocolate?

Oh, and congratulations! Smile

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congratulations. I have tried to sell out on a handful of occasions in my life and trade my soul for health care and other benefits. couldn't do it. sometimes wish I could have but too late now.

just remember to take what you can get from them but never respect or become them. :wink:

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

congratulations. I have tried to sell out on a handful of occasions in my life and trade my soul for health care and other benefits. couldn't do it. sometimes wish I could have but too late now.

just remember to take what you can get from them but never respect or become them. :wink:

That's kind of like saying:

"But I won't kiss"

or

"I didn't inhale."

WELL DONE you cute li'l pitcher, you!

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Thanks y'all!

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Happy for Gargy....

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Yay!!

So what'd you end up asking?

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sozobe wrote:

Yay!!

So what'd you end up asking?

I was like, "What's your favorite color?"

And the President gave me a wry but knowing smile, and in the voice of a retired, pack-a-day-smoking, third generation Irish boxing coach said, "You've got the job kid," and put out his hand for me to shake.

Or, really, I just asked how to make the company library more relevant to research. And he was like "Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah." And I was thinking, "I'd better not ask anymore questions. This is boring."

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Well done Gargamel, congrats!

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Good job on selling out! Better do it while they're buyin, ay? Congrats!

so...this round's on you, right?

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Congrats, Gargamel!

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You're the nicest e-friends a Kool-Aid pitcher could ever ask for!

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Gargamel wrote:

You're the nicest e-friends a Kool-Aid pitcher could ever ask for!

oh man.... I'm getting all verklempt....

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Good job. Guess you didn't ask them what their company policy is on internet midget porn?

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Ahem, "Little Person" porn (let's be a bit more sensitive, Slappy) is permissable, provided an employee avoids viewing any "ass-to-mouth action."

I read this in the handbook this morning.

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Gargamel wrote:

Ahem, "Little Person" porn (let's be a bit more sensitive, Slappy) is permissable, provided an employee avoids viewing any "ass-to-mouth action."

I read this in the handbook this morning.

the man..... always trying to hold you down....

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of course, it has to be properly bar coded, i presume.

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Picturing horny naked midget after horny naked midget being swiped across that little scanner window at the supermarket and dumped head first into a bag. Horrible.

Good job, Mr. Aid. You're now a productive member of society, instead of a just a productive member.

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patiodog wrote:

Picturing horny naked midget after horny naked midget being swiped across that little scanner window at the supermarket and dumped head first into a bag. Horrible.

Good job, Mr. Aid. You're now a productive member of society, instead of a just a productive member.

Nice.

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A chocolate mansion?

You're my kind of pitcher.

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