@JLNobody,
fried then poached on a buttered toast, with ham on te side. Soft boiled eggs on the range. I can see the dyslexic one with his egg timer, egg cups, and scissors by the fire.
What yew makin there slim?
Soff bawl aigs ya big galoot.
Jess ayskin, ya dont haf ta git all ownry.
Pass me the tabasco an a biskit mayum, be muchablige.
Pore me a lila that cawfee.
DAyum, that theres some goood eatin yessir.Specially in them Limoge egg cups.