Wait...
You mean, as a 30 year old woman who happens to be a mom, Im not supposed to wear skimpy underwear? Or watch movies with ratings over PG-13?
And Im supposed to listen to Tellatubbies..?
Or.. is it the Wiggles today?
Or are we doing the whole "old school" stuff and slapping in some Mr Rogers?
I have to separate myself from her finger paints too?
You mean....... I cant COLOR??!!
Im going to have to talk to my therapist about this...
