I Love America

Why do you think anybody gives a damn?

Re: I Love America


As W.C Fields might add: But only when properly prepared!

I know you do Bear. Me too.

because I'm a well thought of, much beloved and important member of this community.... women love me, men want to be me.

Where were you when I made the world you little pipsqueak?

Good on you, Bear. Me, I'm one of those squish for brains liberals that bites the hand that feeds me. I am a piece of **** cowering under the table while the robust heroes go out and pave the way of freedom with their own blood and guts. I would put me out of my misery, but I am too cowardly to do anything but whimper and wait for my welfare check to arrive. I would deserve it if a suicide bomber put a burning sack of dooty on my doorstep.

I love parts of America. A lot of it pretty much blows though.

I do love getting blown though, so maybe that's not such a bad thing either.