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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 09:57 pm
How often should I supply gun cleaner to my privates, in general, before a tactical military engorgement?
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 10:10 pm
nimh wrote:
Why is it that the cars that are antisocially parked, illegally, right across the cyclepath, so you have to brake and squirm around them, are always the most expensive, fancy models?

Does it prove that in capitalism, it's always the bastards who get to the top?
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 10:26 pm
Well nimh, since you asked:

Such cars have sophisticated engine control unit algorithms that not only modulate engine management systems, but enable ethical parking subroutines based solely on the cowboy capitalist ideologies of John Wayne a.k.a. The Duke.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 10:31 pm
I WANT MY MONEY BACK YOU THREAD STARTING SCAM ARTIST! [/color]
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 11:26 pm
Q. How does Dadpad get his money back?
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acepilot
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 12:04 am
Why haven't you pressed the FART button yet? You know you want to.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 04:50 am
You guys have a FART button?

Now, wouldn't that be something.. Smile
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 05:58 am
acepilot wrote:
Why haven't you pressed the FART button yet? You know you want to.


Enthusiast in Training!

Welcome!
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 06:13 am
Question:

Why are we all such suckers for these type of threads?

I mean, guys every time there is a stupid thread like this one or 'f*** you america' we all swarm around it like bees, and the proper threads get ignored.

We need start a policy of not giving them what they want.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 03:41 pm
Damn straight PQ. My question was not answered satisfactorily. Let's only engage in wholesome threads from now on! Let's ignore these "waste of time" threads! Let's stand up for what America is all about! Let's make this the kind of place parents will take their children to! Let Freedom ring!!! WHO'S WITH ME???
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 03:55 pm
Er, I am, kind of...
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 04:35 pm
I think it is evident from the attention these threads about nothing get, that there is a lot of folks with much to say about nothing.

Or, to put it in another way, that there is a lot of people with nothing to say...
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 05:14 pm
Cyracuz wrote:
I think it is evident from the attention these threads about nothing get, that there is a lot of folks with much to say about nothing.

Nooooo kidding! An it took you how many years on this forum to find out? Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 05:14 pm
NickFun wrote:
Damn straight PQ. My question was not answered satisfactorily. Let's only engage in wholesome threads from now on! Let's ignore these "waste of time" threads! Let's stand up for what America is all about! Let's make this the kind of place parents will take their children to! Let Freedom ring!!! WHO'S WITH ME???

<crickets>
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 06:42 pm
The Pentacle Queen wrote:
Question:

Why are we all such suckers for these type of threads?

I mean, guys every time there is a stupid thread like this one or 'f*** you america' we all swarm around it like bees, and the proper threads get ignored.

We need start a policy of not giving them what they want.


But I'm giving me what I want.

I'm here to relax and shoot the breeze.

Did you know I've rowed 74 kilometers on my rowing erg since around Christmas? I'm so proud of myself.

Now I'm ready to veg out and ask/answer ridiculous questions.

Ever hear of releasing stress?


I'm going to release stress like releasing a white dove off a balcony in Milan.

aaaaa......
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 07:31 pm
This thread sucks.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 08:20 pm
nimh

Took me about two years. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

But I must confess, there is a certain attraction to just rambling.


A friend of mine has a sign on the wall in his house that says: "Please make sure that the brain is connected before the mouth is opened."

Maybe this could be included in the guidelines of A2K. But then it'd be a quiet forum... Very Happy
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 10:32 pm
I like pointless threads. Then I don't have to worry about whether my post will stick out as the only stupid thing anybody said on the thread. On most threads I feel like I'll drag the quality of the discourse down if I open my mouth, but on this kind of thread, no such worries!

Anyway, I'm going to think really hard about what to ask, since we are SUPPOSED to get only one question, although I notice many greedygutses have taken way more than that.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 10:44 pm
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 11:17 pm
<nervously scans room, hoping not to be alone with strange strange man>

Who, me? Because, um, as a cat, I guess I'd like the, um, chicken livers and sleeping part, but I'm not so sure about the flames part...fur doesn't take paint too well.

......don't ask how I know that.....
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