Ask me anything!

How many coyotes are there in North Carolina?

Is the universe infinite? Assuming I am going to live forever and I start heading off in one direction will I reach the end?

HOW MANY FRIGGIN COYOTES?!!

THE UNIVERSE!!! WHO GIVES A **** ABOUT THE FRICKING COYOTES!!!

In North Carolina they're a creature of fiction.

That would need to be counted.

You need to go to North Carolina and count them.

You will just keep going.

But you will die.

That's what I figured. Guess there's no way around it.

OK - here's one for ya -


What is the answer?

The answer needs a question.

Or I can't give you an answer.

Sorry, you loose: that is the question, and the answer is







So long, and thanks for all the fish. See ya at the Cafe at the End of The Universe.

SCIENCE
WHY A ROUNDED STONE ROLLS FASTER THAN PLASTIC BALL?

Okay, here's my question.

What was the name of the last a-hole who came on A2K and told everyone that he could answer any question?

Oh! Oh! I have a question! Pick me!

Right. Good.

Okay. So Mo is about to have a birthday. He'll be six! Can you believe it? So anyway Mr. B (my ignorant husband) wants to get him a minibike for his birthday "yakyakyak minibike" that's all I've heard since Hector was a pup. As the birthday approached I kept asking "Did you get him a minibike? Did you? Did you?" to which he would reply "Hmeadufad hoeskd".

So I started making other plans - a puppy. Smart me wants to get sweet little Mo a darling, cuddley, sweet little puppywuppy. Puppies smell so good. Don't you think puppies smell good? Mr. B even thinks puppies smell good even though he really doesn't think we need a new puppy.

Okay so anyway we've been going "minibike" "puppy" "minibike" "puppy".

Last night Mr. B confesses that he has actually purchased a minibike already and is hiding it at Hagrid's! What!

So I'm thinking about getting a puppy and hiding it on Mr. B's side of the bed where he is sure not to discover it for the next couple of weeks!

Great plan, huh?

So here's my question....

Where can I get my hands on 30 sport drink bottle tops (you know the kind that pop up and down so you can sip when you want and not spill at other times) by.... say.... next Sunday so I can put together do it yourself hovercrafts to put in Mo's goody bags to hand out to his friends?

(I thought about buying a bunch of bottled water and just trying to use it up really quick but my dentist prefers I drink tap water so don't "answer" that.)

Thanks!

Folloing proper thead manners I am now back for my yelling...

WHERE DO I FIND LOTS OF SPORT TOP BOTTLE DEALIES ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE?

Question:

How many fingers am I holding up?

I think you have started a very good topic and will get lots of questions.

In fact it could go on and on and on and on.

So I think questions should be numbered as you could lose the thread, if you know what I mean.

Here is question 13.

Vosta kaplip nunnsyskagistakock zok?

Here is question 14-

What makes you think that you can answer all these questions, and what is the point of it?

Maybe it's god talking through modern technology.
Hurrah!

What is the man in the moon's name?