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minipb
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 04:06 pm
acepilot wrote:
Question #?

Q: If what you think you thought is connected to the part of the brain you thought did the thinking, than wouldn't that make what you're thinking now inversly proportional to the way we all think you thought about where you think your thoughts are thunk!?


IT"S A WORD! I think? Evil or Very Mad


You just think.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 04:07 pm
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 04:08 pm
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 04:11 pm
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 04:11 pm
If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 05:53 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?


I'll take this one....


Levitating cat.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 05:55 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?


OK smart boy, you try it.

We open our mouths so the skin below our lower lashes moves away from the lash, so we don't get gunk on our faces.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 05:56 pm
you know, minipb's answers aren't nearly as good as Dr. Chai's.

Who wants to bring Dr. Chai back?!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 05:58 pm
My life has been empty since Dr. Chai departed.

I say bring her back.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 05:58 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


There is. Obviously you have never eaten a mouse or cat food.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 05:59 pm
Can roland come back too?

I really need him to do the billing.
No one does ICD9 codes better than roland.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 06:02 pm
Well... what the hell.... ok.... bring back Roland too.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 07:00 pm
Chai wrote:
you know, minipb's answers aren't nearly as good as Dr. Chai's.

Who wants to bring Dr. Chai back?!


Did you notice that I got scolded for yelling but gus and NickFun got away with it?

I think it's that whole men = commanding; woman = bitch.

<humph>

I would love Dr. Chai to take a stab at my problem because I am not at all satisfied with the answer I received here.

I need like 30 of these things in one week's time.
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acepilot
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 08:22 pm
If a tree falls down in the middle of the forest and lands on a mime, does anyone care?
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acepilot
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 08:30 pm
What's the unknown in this equation:


asparagus + used dentures= forum space + boredom

Ah ha! And that was long hand...
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acepilot
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 08:33 pm
Seriously, why didn't anyone warn little Jimmy that cracking corn attracts cows in heat!?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 08:49 pm
boomerang wrote:
Chai wrote:
you know, minipb's answers aren't nearly as good as Dr. Chai's.

Who wants to bring Dr. Chai back?!


Did you notice that I got scolded for yelling but gus and NickFun got away with it?

I think it's that whole men = commanding; woman = bitch.

<humph>

I would love Dr. Chai to take a stab at my problem because I am not at all satisfied with the answer I received here.

I need like 30 of these things in one week's time.



Puppies smell like puppy pee.

Sport bottle tops...Go to Sport Bottle Top Heaven out on Route 9. It's up past Gus Cantu's All You Can Stuff in Your Gut Gridlecake Emporium.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 08:51 pm
acepilot wrote:
Seriously, why didn't anyone warn little Jimmy that cracking corn attracts cows in heat!?



Do we know you?

That is the royal "we"
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acepilot
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 09:35 pm
Chai wrote:
acepilot wrote:
Seriously, why didn't anyone warn little Jimmy that cracking corn attracts cows in heat!?



Do we know you?

That is the royal "we"



The question is not, "Do we know you" it's "Do I know all of you!"

Apparently A2k has labled me as a Newb...so the answer is "Pfft..no"
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acepilot
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 09:35 pm
ok that last post made me an ethusiast...so there you go.
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