Gus, Something to aspire to? Here's a double-wattled cassowary. I believe both wattles are visible. Eat your heart out, kid.
Osso, There's a photo of me in a carton somewhere showing me being chased around Frogner Park in Norway by a very beautiful swan. Dese boids is gawgeous--and not even-tempered.
Francis, A pat on the head for a pal: