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Wed 27 Dec, 2006 09:08 am
Just a simple poll. We all know about the born agains. Those lovable religion fanatics, who after doing naughty things are making up for it by passing out brochures about Jesus.
Fanaticism is just another word for addiction.
Good point...people replace one addiction with another.
You left off "gum stealer and liar to parents". I was born again at the ripe old age of 6. At 14, I died again.
I asked me mum if I should be born again; she just slapped me.
dyslexia wrote:I asked me mum if I should be born again; she just slapped me.
You were born Dyslexia? I always thought of you chiselled out of grantie.
In my experience, most born again women turn in vicious gossips.
Chai Tea wrote:In my experience, most born again women turn in vicious gossips.
LOL
That's hilarious. Catholic moms are just this way. not in church, but they socialize outside of church a lot. Usually about other members of the church. I've seen this in several churches.
Even if it is only coincidence, isn't that just bizarre?
Chai Tea wrote:Steve 41oo wrote:Chai Tea wrote:In my experience, most born again women turn in vicious gossips.
Who told you that?
My experience.
I meant are you sure it wasnt a nasty rumour put about by some vicious gossip?
My experience is very nasty.
Sometimes my experience wants to talk about itself, and I have to leave the room.
Chai Tea wrote:My experience is very nasty.
Sometimes my experience wants to talk about itself, and I have to leave the room.
This is awesome man. Or woman. Are you a born again Christian C T? That would make you a CCT. Very nearly a cctv. Of course if the cctv experience recorded all, that would explain why you need to leave the room.
cctv?
is that some godamn british thing?
let me tell ya what a born again christian I am.
A few years back I was getting a suit for my step daughters lesbian wedding. The clerk, some blue hair lady, commented on the color and said "oh, this is a lovely color for Easter."
I said "I don't know anything about that, I'm Jewish" (I'm not)
That threw her for a second, then said, "Do you know Malcolm Rosenberg? He's Jewish"
I said..."ummm......"
She said, "Well, now of course he goes around to all the schools and talks to all the children about how he found Jesus and turned his life over to Him."
I said, "OH! MALCOLM Rosenberg. Yeah. Well, of course we don't talk to him any more."
Then I told her I was buying the suit to go to a lesbian wedding.
Chai Tea wrote:cctv?
is that some godamn british thing?
let me tell ya what a born again christian I am.
A few years back I was getting a suit for my step daughters lesbian wedding. The clerk, some blue hair lady, commented on the color and said "oh, this is a lovely color for Easter."
I said "I don't know anything about that, I'm Jewish" (I'm not)
That threw her for a second, then said, "Do you know Malcolm Rosenberg? He's Jewish"
I said..."ummm......"
She said, "Well, now of course he goes around to all the schools and talks to all the children about how he found Jesus and turned his life over to Him."
I said, "OH! MALCOLM Rosenberg. Yeah. Well, of course we don't talk to him any more."
Then I told her I was buying the suit to go to a lesbian wedding.
cctv = closed circuit television. Surely if you know about lesbian weddings you know this?
no, it was a simple affair.
no one even moshed.
Chai Tea wrote:no, it was a simple affair.
no one even moshed.
moshed? this a word I am not familiar with. Moshed you say? Give me time to consider this. OK I have considered. What does it mean?
I have no idea, because we didn't do it.
I think it has something to do with bodies touching each other in a gratuitous fashion.
Like in a mosh pit.
I think some young ladies have come out of one pregnant.
That's another thing, when born agains do decide to be naughty, they go right off the deep end.
thanks CT will consider this
its way passed my bed time
i have drunk too much wine
the cricket is awful beyond belief
nighty night
bo bos for me
Chai Tea wrote:cctv?
is that some godamn british thing?
let me tell ya what a born again christian I am.
A few years back I was getting a suit for my step daughters lesbian wedding. The clerk, some blue hair lady, commented on the color and said "oh, this is a lovely color for Easter."
I said "I don't know anything about that, I'm Jewish" (I'm not)
That threw her for a second, then said, "Do you know Malcolm Rosenberg? He's Jewish"
I said..."ummm......"
She said, "Well, now of course he goes around to all the schools and talks to all the children about how he found Jesus and turned his life over to Him."
I said, "OH! MALCOLM Rosenberg. Yeah. Well, of course we don't talk to him any more."
Then I told her I was buying the suit to go to a lesbian wedding.
Ok, ok, you got me howling laughing.
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