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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 10:01 am
I wanted everyone's thoughts on a new Amendment i intend to propose that my Senators put on the floor of the Congress:
A well-regulated menagerie being essential to the security of free-range chickens, the right to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed.
Whaddaya think folks?
Let me be the first to chime in and say that I think arms are an essential for all Bears.
I'm for 'em!
chickens fear firearms, right (correct) thinking people welcome the right to bear arms.
you know what i always say
nuke a gay whale for christ
I wouldn't be so quick to enact this legislature, we must take into consideration such cases as John Francis Smith, I mean the guy is a nervous wreck as it is, he never gets any rest...day in day out chasing stolen pic-a-nick baskets all over the park.
Tipping the scales in favor of Yogi and Boo Boo, IMO will ultimately lead to Ranger Smiths downfall...and since Hanna-Barbera has long been known to have one of the worst support systems for it's employees...their lack of proper mental health care and retraining programs are abysmal...Smith simply does not stand a chance.
With Smith out of the picture, Jellystone will fall into decay, and chaos will prevail.
Vote No on arming bears.
This add was payed for by citizens who have had their pic-a-nic baskets stolen.
LoneStarMadam wrote:chickens fear firearms, right (correct) thinking people welcome the right to bear arms.
thinking people can ascertain, with third grade reading skills, the difference between bearing arms and arming bears.
I vote yes I am already armed and even find them quite handy....
2PacksAday wrote:I wouldn't be so quick to enact this legislature, we must take into consideration such cases as John Francis Smith, I mean the guy is a nervous wreck as it is, he never gets any rest...day in day out chasing stolen pic-a-nick baskets all over the park.
Tipping the scales in favor of Yogi and Boo Boo, IMO will ultimately lead to Ranger Smiths downfall...and since Hanna-Barbera has long been known to have one of the worst support systems for it's employees...their lack of proper mental health care and retraining programs are abysmal...Smith simply does not stand a chance.
With Smith out of the picture, Jellystone will fall into decay, and chaos will prevail.
Vote No on arming bears.
This add was payed for by citizens who have had their pic-a-nic baskets stolen.
Oh sure, just what we need--some smarmy special interest lobbyist to muddy the waters . . .
Bear, if you ever want to see another pic-a-nic basket, stop feeding the troll . . .
They are kinda cute in uniform.
I bet that sucker can protect the free-range chickens . . .
Dr. Moreau is scheduled to testify before Progress.
Setanta wrote:squinney wrote:Let me be the first to chime in and say that I think arms are an essential for all Bears.
I'm for 'em!
Bear has two, right?
I'm sure, but maybe Mrs. Bear would like him to have 3 or more. :wink:
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