gustavratzenhofer wrote:I once strolled into a sandwich shop, Lord, after a heavy night of drinking, and when the cute brunette behind the counter said, ""May I help you?' I replied by tossing my member onto the counter and saying, "Yeah, put a bun on this one, honey!"......
I've always suspected you of hiding a member in your trousers, Gus.
I have a sneaking suspicion that it's Reyn.
That is the cruelest thing you have ever said, Lord, and I am deeply offended.
Could you not have had the decency to place someone like Chai Tea in my trousers, rather than Reyn?
You focking English bastard.
I thought Fockers were German.
Trader Joe's sells some excellent wine for under $5.00 per bottle. You should never spend over that for a table wine anyway.
NickFun wrote:Trader Joe's sells some excellent wine for under $5.00 per bottle. You should never spend over that for a table wine anyway.
Yup. They also sell the notorious "two-buck" Chuck. Though now it's up to $2.99, those goddamned capitalist thieves.
Reyn lives in my neck of the woods and I think we'd both prefer I be in gus's pants ... You okay with that, gus?
I just wanted to stop by this thread and let Gus know how disappointed I am at his rudeness. A woman asks if she can get in his pants, and he doesn't even respond!? Self-absorbed, rotten, sheep-humping bastard!
dys, Try this link for proper temp for wines.
http://www.vinote.com/landing_therm.htm
I am wondering whether Gus will be man enough to show his face around here again after being such a selfish ass. If he does, I'll be ready for him...
<Gustav pulls back coveralls and peers inside and is delighted to see...
>
... sleeping soundly... geesh, it's hard to get any action around here...
