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So, how do you manage it?

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 3 Dec, 2006 04:39 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I once strolled into a sandwich shop, Lord, after a heavy night of drinking, and when the cute brunette behind the counter said, ""May I help you?' I replied by tossing my member onto the counter and saying, "Yeah, put a bun on this one, honey!"......


I've always suspected you of hiding a member in your trousers, Gus.

I have a sneaking suspicion that it's Reyn.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 3 Dec, 2006 04:41 pm
That is the cruelest thing you have ever said, Lord, and I am deeply offended.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 3 Dec, 2006 04:42 pm
Could you not have had the decency to place someone like Chai Tea in my trousers, rather than Reyn?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 3 Dec, 2006 04:43 pm
You bastard.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 3 Dec, 2006 04:43 pm
You focking English bastard.
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George
 
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Reply Sun 3 Dec, 2006 05:02 pm
I thought Fockers were German.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 3 Dec, 2006 07:08 pm
Never, George!!
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 01:43 am
Trader Joe's sells some excellent wine for under $5.00 per bottle. You should never spend over that for a table wine anyway.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:32 am
NickFun wrote:
Trader Joe's sells some excellent wine for under $5.00 per bottle. You should never spend over that for a table wine anyway.


Yup. They also sell the notorious "two-buck" Chuck. Though now it's up to $2.99, those goddamned capitalist thieves.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 6 Dec, 2006 07:33 pm
Reyn lives in my neck of the woods and I think we'd both prefer I be in gus's pants ... You okay with that, gus?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Dec, 2006 03:51 pm
I just wanted to stop by this thread and let Gus know how disappointed I am at his rudeness. A woman asks if she can get in his pants, and he doesn't even respond!? Self-absorbed, rotten, sheep-humping bastard!
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 7 Dec, 2006 04:22 pm
dys, Try this link for proper temp for wines. http://www.vinote.com/landing_therm.htm
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Dec, 2006 06:41 pm
I am wondering whether Gus will be man enough to show his face around here again after being such a selfish ass. If he does, I'll be ready for him...

http://www.slingshotdepot.com/images/kid.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 7 Dec, 2006 07:05 pm
<Gustav pulls back coveralls and peers inside and is delighted to see...http://able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/195774779344bd461ce510d.jpg>
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 8 Dec, 2006 01:03 am
... sleeping soundly... geesh, it's hard to get any action around here...
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