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Sun 3 Dec, 2006 12:29 pm
I prefer my Cabernet Sauvignon to be 58.6 degrees while I prefer the Merlot at 61.3. My Vinho Verde I like crispy cold at about 37. Now the problem is my wine cellar is only about 800 sq ft with the A/C in one corner so I adjust the temp by moving the bottles closer or farther away from the A/C. Any other suggestions?
I'm not that educated about it. I like my red at room temp and my white chilled. I realize that room temp doesn't necessarily mean living room temp.
Man nothing beats a Chilly Washington State Reisling IMHO for a white.
Get your Butler to hurrr on it for a while if it's too cool, Dys.
If he has difficulty in hurring, just ask the kitchen maid to place it in her cleavage for a few minutes.
Lord Ellpus wrote:Get your Butler to hurrr on it for a while if it's too cool, Dys.
If he has difficulty in hurring, just ask the kitchen maid to place it in her cleavage for a few minutes.
I tried that (kitchen maid stuff) but she says it makes her bumpy bits hard to keep under wraps.
Get one of these
Wine cooler
and your problem is solved.
I prefer my saki at 102 degrees F. Most wines are best slightly chilled.
I like a good extra sweet screw top wine for pairing with a nicely grilled frank. A Ripple or perhaps a nice orange driver.
Now that I'm living below the poverty level (no more student loans, sniff, sniff), I like my wine under five dollars, tax included.
Believe me, that fine, bitter aftertaste is worth the headaches and loose bowel movements the following day.
Gargamel, if you can wait through the fermentation process,
you could make your own.
I prefer my wine like my women -- cheap and warm.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I prefer my wine like my women -- cheap and warm.
Yeah, just before rigor mortis sets in. Whom are you kidding?
Wine is for rich white people.
I prefer my Colt 45 in a brown bag please..
No fancy writting on it either.
I find that wine affects my sexual abilities in a negative way. Much more than other kinds of booze. I wonder why that is. Anyone else experience this?
Well, dys. I am having some Cabernet Sauvignon right now. Found it in my cabinet devoid of top and I have no idea what the temperature is. Just noticed that it contains sulfites. What's that? Really good, regardless.
kickycan wrote:I find that wine affects my sexual abilities in a negative way. Much more than other kinds of booze. I wonder why that is. Anyone else experience this?
May I suggest Viagra, Kicky?
I thought I'd give it a go the other day, so I strolled nonchalantly into my local Pharmarcy and asked the assistant if they stocked it. She told me they did.
"Can I get it over the counter?" I asked.
"Only if you take a double dosage" she replied.
I once strolled into a sandwich shop, Lord, after a heavy night of drinking, and when the cute brunette behind the counter said, ""May I help you?' I replied by tossing my member onto the counter and saying, "Yeah, put a bun on this one, honey!"
She screamed at the sight of the newly-released dolphin flopping around on her counter and promptly fainted.
I zipped her back up, grabbed a bag of chips, and made a hasty exit.
i recommend dys ship his white wine to us here in canada . we'll keep it nice and cool for him - guranteed !
we may have to "test" it on occasion ; i'm sure he wouldn't mind .
hbg
(speaking of "affordable" wine , when we came to canada in 1956 , we could buy some fine wine from the "london winery" (
) for 95 cents a bottle TAX INCLUDED !)