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Fri 20 Jun, 2003 08:20 am
Woman Charged With Breast-Feeding While Driving
Trucker Calls Police
Police charged an Ohio mother because she was breast-feeding while driving.
Catherine Donkers, 29, was charged with child endangerment for breast-feeding her 7-month-old daughter while driving on the Ohio Turnpike.
A passing trucker saw Donkers nursing her child at the wheel, thought it was dangerous and called the Ohio Highway Patrol.
Donkers insisted that she did nothing wrong, and said she didn't feel that
she was putting her child in any excess danger.
"I think there's lots of things that we do where we put ourselves at risk,
just by the very fact that I'm in a car and there's lots of car accidents
every single day," Donkers said. "I think it would be reasonable to say that even that's a danger." Donkers said her daughter rides in a car seat at all times when she is not nursing.
I think that that mother is an complete incompetent. One false move, and the infant goes right out the windshield. That woman needs some common sense training!
Ummm, her name is 'Donkers'....I think that says it all...when will there be a test people have to take before breeding??
I'm half convienced it's one of those urban legend type things - but it kicked my rear - funny in a sick way, You know there are women out there doing that. I did do a search and found a couple references but not to this exact article.
Well, this might be the first time someone was charged with driving while someone else was drinking.
If it is not an urban legend -- I'd say the charges should be changed from "driving while breast-feeding" to "driving while stupid."
Damn women drivers. Next thing you know, they'll be driving with their dogs in their laps, checking make-up while driving...wait. They already do that.
My dog sits in the passnger seat and I don't wear makeup (generally). So there.
If you're gonna do this ****, why not do it in the diamond lane? I mean, for chrissakes, no one uses the damn thing anyway, except to pass idiots in lane 3 who are shaving, applying makeup, talking on their cell phone, breastfeeding....
Have you ever engaged in oral sex while driving? Truck drivers have quite a vantage point. Glad they didn't call the State Troopers.
I would have cracked up, but my husband was a severe button-down man at the time. He was innocent, really. Both hands stayed on the wheel at all times. But, he was having a hard time keeping it between the lines...
Sofia wrote:Have you ever engaged in oral sex while driving?
Yes. As a matter of fact, several times.
BTW...if you ever need a lift anywhere....ah...well, gimme a call.
Have any adult men out there ever been pulled over for driving while "breast feeding"? (Sofia started it...)
I saw a man feeding on a breast while driving. It was a chicken breast from a popular chicken place.
If you see a car going 70...then 35...then 70...the 25....then 80...then 30...someones getting a blow job!!!!
I know a couple of girls who have been pulled for breast feeding while driving, I know it's true because I was the one being fed.
AS IF, Apisa!!! :wink:
<But you do have cute avatar...>
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