You just make it up as you go along fm. Rules on the hoof to suit yourself. There are half a dozen things I've written been used as signatures, one still is, and many crossover references. It never entered my head to think anything about them much less to start making up A2K regulations.
You have mentioned your kids as well. So don't get on your high horse with me.
It's about time you started thinking of yourself as I do myself. How can any organism, never mind one with underpant skiddies, be a big deal in evolution. You have no grasp on evolution at all.
A2K is a pub with "bring-your-own" beer. A chemical reaction. How could an evolutionist think of it in any other way. How many Americans are the result of a gleam in the eye in an alcoholic environment. Most women are bad enough to look at drunk. I daresay we are to them.
It is a mistake to think women are appraising you the way you think they ought to. It probably derives from the gross error of imagining women are educable due to a similar underestimation of their intellectual capacities. And if I were to say that well known politenesse "present company excepted" I would feel as if I had insulted any ladies reading this.