@cicerone imposter,
Because I'm a chivalrous Barbarian/Cavalier/Restorationist/Royalist who believes that all religion is irrational hypocrisy, and thus rational and fitted to human needs, that wit and conversation are superior to virtue, that marriage is the tomb of Love, that every fair Lady is meet for the gallant and that gallantry is the only possible relation between men and women who are, as is often forgotten, the only components of the human race, and that relations between men consist of gambling, boozing and duelling. The first and the last being nature's way, evolution's way, of winning the lady and the second gets us up for it when the lady isn't in season or, as some biologists might say, on heat.
Like Addison and Arnold, and many of our ilk, I believe that sweet reasonableness, taste, rational religion, viewed in a spirit of calm, insouciant disinterest, and the literature which reflects our values are the best remedies for all cultural ailments.
And I seek to reduce the number of Philistine/Roundhead/Puritan/ Republican/Shopkeepers with their strict fanaticism, snuffling self interest, sobriety, provincialism, bourgeoise top-show fakery and skinflintiness on account of the fact that the boneheaded triviality and banal stupidity of the type we have just witnessed in aparson's post and ci's post is a sufficient cause, should it become accepted generally in the population, to have normal people spending their lives hiding out under the stairs or even in a cave in the mountains in some remote region of the world.
I trust that answers both your questions in a satisfactory manner you silly little anti-A2K pricks.
Nothing would cause me more alarm than to think that my posts made the slightest sense, never mind much sense, to twottles of your type. I work hard to make sure you are out of the loop.