Fookproof Solution To Iraq Problem

fook 'em and nook 'em. Why not just give each person over there a mule, a plow, and fifty thousand dollars each. It would be cheaper and less messy.

Fookproof? Sounds like some sort of chastity belt thingy.

Over a million and half Iraqis have already left the country, they are fleeing at an average of 10-15 Thousand a day. At this rate, the country will be empty by late May.


then nuke it.


Joe(show the Iranians how it is done)Nation

I think I fooked up.... should have checked my work

Edgar, you have an idea there.

Iraq had a population of 24 million before the war began. 40% of it is under 15 years old, so we have 14.4 million Iraqis over 15 years old to pay off. At $50,000 each that's 720 billion dollars.

We spend what-90 billion over there a year? That payoff would equal 8 years of war at the present spending rate, plus we've already been there almost four years so that's four more years of war before the payoff becomes cheaper.

Does anyone think that we could win this thing in four years the way it's going over there? Didn't think so. So really, the payoff idea is the best way out.

Not to mention, we could sweeten the deal by requiring that a certain percentage of it would have to be spent on US made products. This could save the American car industry and help out the balance of payments at the same time. We could also shut up the human rights critics by raising the standard of living of the average Iraqi way, way beyond what they ever had.

Sounds like a platform to me. Let's do it.

kelticwizard for president !
he's got the vote of one canadian - anything to help a friend in need (just don't ask for money :wink: - well , maybe i'll send a loonie , is that o.k. ?) .
hbg

Re: Fookproof Solution To Iraq Problem


Somewhere cjsha and omsigdavid just had simultaneous orgasms

I'll take anything I can get.

Say, can I spend it on beer instead of campaign stuff?

LMAO LOL

We all do it but it isn't usually as funny as this one. LOL

Sounds like Mexico.

kelticwizard wrote :
"Say, can I spend it on beer instead of campaign stuff? "

in the "good , old days " beer and whisky were "campaign stuff" , weren't they ?
now those cheap politicians won't even stand me a drink .
btw in canada "a loonie" will buy you a bottle of "discount brand" beer only :wink: .
hbg

Yes, it's disgusting, isn't it? Can't we do something about this awful Puritianism creeping into our electoral process?



I'll take it. I ain't proud.

hamburger

Meant to give this (completely irrelevant to thread) item before, but forgot until now...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/printFriendly/0,,1-528-2449655-528,00.html