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Wed 8 Nov, 2006 01:33 pm
Well, first things first--we need to get a high preistess, naked, preferrably heavily tatooed, to invoke the beneficence of SATAN on the opening of each session of Congress.
Cats living with dogs is optional, but encouraged.
All married couples with a household income equal to or greater than $100,000 per annum will be divorced by decree, and will be obliged to marry a member of the same sex.
All women will have to report for abortions at least one a year, whether they need 'em or not.
We'll need to get a UN army in here to disarm all the gun nuts.
We're gonna need a HUGE appropriation to airlift the population of Central America to California and the southwest.
All owners of Cadillacs, Lincolns and Mercedes will have their vehicles impounded, and be put on probation--being required to ride public transit for at least two years.
Anybody think of anything i missed?
Duh - we all have to convert to Islaam.
And prepare to have nukes going off in major cities any minute now
Cycloptichorn
ALLAH AKHBAR, ALLAH AKHBAR ! ! !
Cycloptichorn wrote:Duh - we all have to convert to Islaam.
And grow beards. You forgot "grow beards".
Set, your advanced age must be clouding your judgement. <happy birthday, BTW> You forgot the fetus farm that must be started for harvesting all those stem cells.
Can't we just mandate all those abortions to occur in the second half of the last trimester?
What about naked dancing druid priestesses--should they be required for all school convocations?
Maybe we should all have a central place in the middle of every city where citizens may line up to get their heads sawed off by our new islamic terrorist friends.
All government documents from now on will be published in a language foreign to conservatives . . . English . . .
Don't forget the human-animal hybrids we've been wanting to create.
And of course, it should be legal now to marry your pets.
Oh, and full frontal nudity should be mandatory on TV. Especially during the Family Hour.
The opeing session of Congress is already presided over by a Christian minister. Many of them are pedophiles, drug abusers, closet homosexuals and thieves. I don't know if a naked high preistess could be more evil.
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